You’re what? You’re not limping. Let’s go for a longer walk.
What do you mean, it’s my fault?
You could have let me off my leash yesterday so I could get to my swimming hole faster. So it was your fault. You didn’t let me off my leash.
Or you could have run down that steep trail. That way I wouldn’t have been pulling you.
I can’t help it if you started slipping on those loose rocks on that steep trail. I bet you would have slipped even if I wasn’t pulling you.
So I’m getting blamed and punished. Just because we got to go on a long hike yesterday you’re making me have a shorter walk today. No fair!
Oh look person. It’s my friend Timmy. Can I go over and say hi to him?
What? You mean if we had gone on our normal walk I wouldn’t have seen Timmy today? Yeah, I guess you’re right.
But person, he kissed me. And he’s not even a cute girl.