What person, you didn’t see it there? It was right in front of you. How could you miss it?
I know where my balls are when it’s dark. If I can’t see something I can still smell it. So why didn’t you smell it? Why didn’t you turn the lights on anyway?
Oh yeah, you were just getting up to go to the bathroom and I left the ball right in your path. Good story. You know you really like to make my ball squeak.
Speaking of the bathroom, can you let me outside now? Hurry person, open the door.
What’s that squeaky sound? Somebody else must like the sound of my squeaks.
I did? I stepped on it? Oops.