Hey person, I saw those pictures when you were looking at them. You know, the ones from the sky where you went last night? Where you and all those kids went. Where you went on vacation with all the Bibles and stuff.
I saw a dog in those pictures. You told me I couldn’t come because dogs weren’t allowed. So how come that dog was there if dogs weren’t allowed?
I think you’re just making things up now, person. I bet that dog didn’t leave. I bet he stayed all night and played with the kids. I bet he got loves and treats while I was home alone with only Scratchy to keep me company.
I’m feeling really dejected now. I think I’ve got a new name. Dejected Dog. How does that make you feel, person? You’ve got the only dog with a blog who has the name Dejected Dog.
I might have to have my own trip to the sky. All my dog friends can come – except maybe that one who already got to go. And lots of kids can come. There’s just one thing I need first.
Person, can you go out and get me a really big airplane?