I needed something for my blog post so I headed out to my trails looking for adventure.
There’s always some potential adventure on my trails.
Well, I found it.
But you know what?
My person, who drives me nuts with all those pictures she takes – Did I say nuts? Nuts are good treats. Hey person, where’s the nuts?
Oh. I got off the track, didn’t I?
Well, my person, who is always taking pictures until it drives me bonkers, didn’t take any pictures of this adventure.
She’s failing on the job. I don’t know what’s wrong with her.
She even had her little camera with her.
She could have whipped it out and taken pictures.
But she didn’t.
So here’s what happened.
I was walking along my trails, minding my own business. I had my person attached to my leash so I could keep an eye on her, when I heard somebody yelling, “Clyde, come back here!”
Well, Clyde didn’t mind very well and he came running right over to me.
And Clyde started picking a fight with me.
I would have given Clyde what for but I had to protect my person.
Who knows what Clyde might have done with my person. He might have tried to steal her from me.
Clyde’s person came and attached Clyde to her leash so he couldn’t fight with me anymore.
And she said Clyde had never done that before.
Which got me thinking.
I am a famous blogging dog, and everybody knows that these are my trails.
I bet Clyde wanted to chase me off my trails and steal them from me.
I bet Clyde heard about my girlfriends that hang out on my trails and he wanted to steal them too.
From now on I’m going to be watching for Clyde.
And if he comes back I’m going to make sure my person takes a picture of him.
And then I’m going to hang it with a big Wanted sign underneath.