Today is Eat What You Want Day. This is absolutely my favorite day of the year.
Let’s see. What do I want to eat today?
Maybe some of that fish I’ve been wanting lately.
Or how about some ice cream?
Wait a minute. I know! I’m going to eat a nice, big, juicy steak. And then some meaty bones that I can chew on for the rest of the day.
And some treats tossed in here and there all day.
My mouth is drooling watering just thinking about all that good food.
Here comes my person. I bet she’s coming to open the refrigerator for me right now and give me something delicious.
Wait! What? What do you mean you don’t have any of those good things to eat in the house?
But it’s Eat What You Want Day. How can I eat what I want if it’s not here to eat?
Person, you’ve got a job to do. You’ve got to go to the store right now and get me everything I want to eat.
You’re not? You’re not going to the store?
You’re giving me what to eat? Dog food?
That’s all I get is dog food?
I guess that wasn’t so bad.