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Eat Beans Day

Bongo with a can of beansToday is Eat Beans Day.

I was so excited when I heard that.

I mean, any holiday that has to do with food is okay by me.

I got out my can of beans and was ready to go when my person had to spoil the fun.

She reminded me of the last time I celebrated Eat Beans Day.

It wasn’t even on the right day so it shouldn’t count.

But I suddenly didn’t have an appetite for beans anymore.

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And I’d better warn you about what can happen on Eat Beans Day.

Here’s what happened to me.

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Who Spilled the Beans?

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Beans on the CarpetHey person, look at this pretty pattern I made on the carpet. Doesn’t it look nice?

What? I’m in trouble for that? No way!

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I didn’t do it person. Honest, I swear. Scratchy did it. Look, he’s standing right over there. I just saw it and thought it was pretty. You know how much he likes to go counter surfing.

Scratchy near the Beans

What do you mean, most of the beans are missing? I don’t know what happened to them. Did you check under the furniture? Maybe Scratchy ate them.

I bet he could. I bet Scratchy could eat that many beans if he really put his mind to it. Can we go for a walk now? I really feel like I need to go for a walk.

Aaaahhhhh! That feels much better. Relief!

What!? You found the missing beans? Oh no!

Busted!!!

 
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Posted by on July 3, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Where are They?

Bongo getting out of his kennelWhere are they?

Where are they?

I know they’re around here somewhere.

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Maybe under here.

Bongo looking under his kennel

They must be somewhere else.

I’ll find those cats.

You know what those cats did to me?

They tied me up in dog jail.

And I was stuck there all day.

All day!

I’ll get those cats if it’s the last thing I do.

Bongo looking behind the couch - Gizmo on the couch

And when I find them I’m giving them what for.

They deserve every bit of it.

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Those cats are nowhere to be found.

Guess I’ll take a break.

Bongo and Scratchy on the floor

I don’t believe it.

Normally I can’t get rid of those cats.

But now that I want to find them they don’t seem to be anywhere.

I’d better get some help.

Bongo with a pleading look

Hey person, I’m worried about those cats.

We’d better track them down.

 
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Posted by on May 10, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Cats Confide

Scratchy and Gizmo together on the futon“Hey Scratchy, what are we going to do about Bongo?”

“He’s locked up in dog jail Gizmo. I don’t think we have to do anything.”

“But what if he gets out?”

“He won’t get out. He never has yet. He couldn’t even chew his way out during a thunderstorm.”

“I’ve got a friend visiting today. What if she opens the door and lets him out?”

“Oh, yeah you’re right Gizmo. What about this rope here?”

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“That rope’s too short to tie Bongo up with. But I’ve got a better idea.”

Scratchy and Gizmo together on the futon

“Great idea Gizmo. That was brilliant.”

“He’ll never get out of that dog jail now, will he Scratchy?”

“Not a chance. And Bongo will finally realize that not everyone who comes here to visit is coming specifically for his benefit.”

Bongo in dog jail with a rope tied onto it

“She’ll never be able to get Bongo out of there. She’ll probably give up before she even tries.”

“I’ll bet she won’t even notice that rope anyway because we both know she’s coming over here to see me.”

“Hey Bongo, are you having fun in there?”

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This blog post was brought to you by “the cats.”

 
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Posted by on May 9, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Cat Conspiracy

Bongo and two cats on the couch on the other side of the roomI’m trying to ignore what’s going on behind me, but it doesn’t look good.

Most of the time Gizmo and Scratchy are hanging out in different rooms of the house.

I hardly ever see them together except when my person feeds them.

And then I’m not paying much attention because I’m so busy eating.

But I’m getting really concerned right now.

It looks like a cat conspiracy to me.

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Gizmo and Scratchy on the back of the futon

They never hang out on the same couch together.

They must be planning something.

I wonder how I can get them to move without getting any claws in my face.

Gizmo and Scratchy on the back of a futon

Never mind.

Bongo looking as if he's waiting for something

Hey person, can you throw the ball again?

 
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Posted by on April 26, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Cat Party Continues

Bongo looking distressedThis is really bad.

The cat party is still going on around here.

Didn’t anybody tell Scratchy that parties only last a few hours?

They’re not supposed to go on for days.

And these cats are getting into so much mischief.

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Look at this!

Tiberius and Gizmo on the bed

They’re hanging out on the bed.

I’m not allowed on the bed.

And if I even go near the couch I get yelled at.

Tiberius, Gizmo, and Scratchy on the couch

But look where all those cats are sleeping.

It’s no fair. It’s just not fair!

Somebody’s got to do something about these cats.

Wait. What?

What are you doing Tiberius?

Tiberius rubbing on Bongo

Oh, no!

No cat’s gonna come rubbing up on me.

Bongo walking away from Tiberius

I’m outta here!

Bongo's face

Can somebody please help me?

 
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Posted by on March 19, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Invasion!

Bongo wearing a red bandannaOn Friday my person rescued me from the dog hotel – I mean, she came and forced me away. I was having so much fun I didn’t want to leave.

I got home and looked forward to a nice, long nap when I noticed something was afoot.

Cats.

Scratchy had invited Gizmo over for a sleepover.

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Remember Gizmo?

Gizmo

So now I had two cats to put up with.

I wandered around the house looking for a comfy, peaceful place to lie down where there weren’t any cats, when I saw him.

Tiberius peeking out from under a futon

Gizmo brought his friend Tiberius with him.

The cats were having a party.

And there was no holding them back.

They took over my kennel.

Tiberius in Bongo's kennel

Gizmo getting out of Bongo's kennel

Gizmo, don’t try to deny it. I know you were checking out my dog jail kennel.

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They took over the floor.

Gizmo on the floor

Then they took over the couch.

Gizmo and Tiberius on the couch

Hey, that’s my couch!

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They tried to steal my snake.

Gizmo lying in front of toy snake

Gizmo, get away from my snake!

Tiberius near Bongo's toy snake

Not you too, Tiberius!

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The cats even took over the counter.

Gizmo and Scratchy on the kitchen counter

Scratchy, can you take your cat party outside?

Gizmo looking out the window at a cat

Gizmo, what are you up to now?

Siamese cat on a garden wall

Oh, no. Don’t you dare invite another cat to your party.

Can somebody please help me!?

 
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Posted by on March 17, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Who’s Up to Mischief

Scratchy on top of cabinetsScratchy, the cat I live with, has been up to all kinds of mischief lately.

For some reason I always get all the blame for all the mischief around here, but this time I have proof that Scratchy did it.

Check out this picture.

Scratchy’s on top of the laundry room cabinets.

And it’s sure a good thing that opening to the attic is closed up tight.

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Because my person said when it was first put there – way back before I lived here – the cover wasn’t over the hole and Scratchy discovered it before she did.

But since Scratchy couldn’t escape that way he tried another way.

Scratchy sitting at an open door

And don’t think Scratchy was just sniffing the air because he didn’t stay at the entrance.

Scratchy heading downstairs

Who knows where Scratchy would have ended up if I hadn’t put a stop to it.

If Scratchy doesn’t stay where he belongs I’m going to have to do something about it.

Like lock him up in cat jail.

Bongo and Scratchy going at it while Scratchy is in the cage

I’m the only one around here who’s allowed to be an escape artist.

Monday Mischief Pet Blog Hop

Click here to find more mischievous pets.

 
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Posted by on March 3, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Jumping Dog

Bongo profile on the trailI’m sure you can tell by this picture that I’m a very calm, peaceful dog.

Those of you who know me know that I am anyway.

I never get in trouble. I never do anything wrong.

Sometimes I get blamed for things but it’s always Scratchy’s fault.

I’m the perfect dog.

But my person says I used to be different when they first got me.

I used to jump – a lot.

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Well, I still jump sometimes but only when I want someone’s attention.

Especially if they are ignoring me.

But I think my person is mistaken about jumping a lot.

She says she has proof.

But you really can’t tell who that dog is in the video.

I think she blurred it on purpose so everybody would think it was me.

So check it out.

You can’t tell who that dog in the video is.

It is not me!

Watch it again.

Oh.

Well, they left me outside and I had to see what I was missing out on.

 
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Posted by on February 28, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Worst Mischief Ever

Bongo looking at toy frog in dog jailScratchy, the cat I live with has really been full of mischief lately and I was about to post more of the mischief he’s been pulling.

But I had to change things around.

You see, over the weekend my younger person’s friend came over and he was so full of mischief that he deserves star billing.

He locked my frog in dog jail – and then to make it even worse, he locked himself in there with the frog.

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But no one can hold mischief over me for long.

Bongo in dog jail with his frog

I rescued the frog.

Bongo in his kennel chewing on his frog

Poor frog. Did they hurt you?

I’d better remove my frog from dog jail.

Bongo with his frog outside dog jail

Nobody’s locking up my frog again.

 
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Posted by on February 24, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Mischievous Cat

Scratchy sleeping on a toy bearScratchy, the cat I live with doesn’t have his own blog because his life if boring.

He just hangs around the house.

No adventures. Nothing.

But lately Scratchy has been getting into so much mischief.

So much that I can’t wait for the Monday Mischief blog hop and post.

It would be way too long of a post.

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You know what Scratchy did this morning?

You can kind of get an idea from the picture of him.

You see that thing he’s sleeping on.

Well, that’s my squeaky bear.

First Scratchy took over my old bed, and now he thinks he can steal my squeaky bear too.

Scratchy, you’d better think twice about stealing my bear because if you don’t give it back I’m locking you in dog cat jail.

Scratchy alone in the kennel

Alright Scratchy.

Here I come!

Give me back my bear now or you’re in for it.

Scratchy on the cabinets

Fine, go up there.

I guess you can’t do much mischief on top of the cabinets.

Bongo with his bear

 At least I got my bear back.

 
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Posted by on February 21, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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