What do you mean, person? Food grows on my trails? You mean besides the running, hopping, and flying kind?
No person, I’d never eat any of those little furry or feathery things. I’m a good dog. Remember?
But what kind of food is there besides that?
It’s in those pine trees? I don’t want to eat pine cones, and pine needles would be totally yucky. You must be thinking of some other kind of tree. And those other kind don’t grow on my trails.
What? There’s food in the pine cones. Pine nuts? And you can take the shells off of the nuts and eat them?
Woo woo! Look, I found some of those nuts right here on the ground. I wonder why some forest critter hasn’t eaten them yet?
Yuck! Gross! Ptouie!
Hey person, there’s something wrong with these nuts. They’re all dried out. No wonder those forest critters left them on the ground. We’ve got to return these back to the forest for a refund.
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