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No Place Safe

29 Oct

ScratchyI’m so disappointed. You see this picture of Scratchy here? He did that for a dog. And that dog wasn’t me. He’s never done that for me.

I guess I’d better explain a few things. This picture was taken a few years ago – before I came to live here. My person says she used to have different kitchen cabinets, and they went all the way to the ceiling. Scratchy couldn’t escape by jumping on top of the cabinets, so he did the next best thing. He got as far away as possible and then, well, you know the rest.

Scratchy says (yes, I talk to Scratchy every once in awhile) that dog didn’t even live here. She just came to visit for a few days and Scratchy didn’t like it one little bit.

I really don’t think it’s fair that a visitor dog got Scratchy to do something that I can’t get him to do. Scratchy hung out on top of those kitchen cabinets for ten months after I came to live here, but never once did he arch his back like that for me. Would anyone like to help me with a fundraiser to pay for my person to put the old kitchen cabinets back?

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Posted by on October 29, 2011 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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18 responses to “No Place Safe

  1. Rumpy Drummond's avatar

    Rumpy Drummond

    October 29, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Oh Bongo, you don’t have to get cabinets to make Scratchy do that. Just lock him in the bedroom with you and it won’t take long. But be careful what you ask for!

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      October 29, 2011 at 12:38 pm

      Rumpy, Scratchy just ignores me. I’m so disappointed.

       
      • Rumpy Drummond's avatar

        Rumpy Drummond

        October 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm

        Trust me, angry kitties are no joke! Be glad you haven’t felt the wrath of Scratchy!

         
      • Bongo's avatar

        BongoDogOwner

        October 29, 2011 at 5:14 pm

        Rumpy, believe me I have felt his wrath, and I have the scars to prove it. He won’t arch for me, but he used to get on the counter and attack with his claws out. We finally came to an agreement and now nobody gets hurt.

         
  2. philosophermouseofthehedge's avatar

    philosophermouseofthehedge

    October 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Big wet dog nose pokes don’t get that response? Oh, Bongo!

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      October 29, 2011 at 12:45 pm

      Philosopher mouse, I’ve tried that a few times and have some scars to prove it. Now I mostly keep my nose away.

       
  3. itsmebuddy's avatar

    itsmebuddy

    October 29, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Such a cute story! Maybe some day…..

     
  4. Deanna's avatar

    deannamelanie

    October 29, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Bongo, consider yourself a lucky pup; my pups think it’s terrifying when Roory turns killer kitty. Scarlett says if you really want to see it, you just have to keep poking around and knowing which of Scratchy’s buttons to push 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      October 29, 2011 at 7:53 pm

      Deannamelanie, I’ve tried getting Scratchy riled up, but he just runs away. I guess I’m not scary to him any more.

       
  5. Jessica @ YouDidWhatWithYourWeiner's avatar

    Jessica @ YouDidWhatWithYourWeiner

    October 29, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    But when Scratchy does that it means he doesn’t like you. At least when he hides on the cabinets it’s ambiguous. Maybe he likes you but is just shy. Do you really want to “be sure” scratchy doesn’t like you by getting him to do that?

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      October 30, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      Jessica, Scratchy really likes me, he just won’t admit it. I guess I should be happy he’s not arching his back for me.

       
  6. 2 Brown Dawgs's avatar

    2browndawgs

    October 30, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Scratchy sure looks ferocious. We think it is better that he doesn’t do that for you Bongo. 🙂

    the 2 brown dawgs

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      October 30, 2011 at 3:34 pm

      Brown dawgs, Scratchy’s really pretty harmless – as long as he keeps his claws to himself.

       
  7. KatiesCameraBlog's avatar

    KatiesCameraBlog

    October 31, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Ah Bongo, Scratchy probably doesn’t feel the need to arch his back, etc. now that he can get on top of the cabinets. Best leave it that way, I think. 😉

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      October 31, 2011 at 1:41 pm

      Katie, I had Scratchy cornered in the bedroom this morning – I really just wanted to play – and he still wouldn’t arch his back. He just kept hissing at me.

       
  8. Bassa's Blog's avatar

    Bassas Blog

    November 1, 2011 at 4:05 am

    Take it as a compliment Bongo 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      BongoDogOwner

      November 1, 2011 at 11:03 am

      Yeah Bassa, I guess Scratchy and I are kind of buddies – sort of.

       

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