Hey person, look at this pretty pattern I made on the carpet. Doesn’t it look nice?
What? I’m in trouble for that? No way!
I didn’t do it person. Honest, I swear. Scratchy did it. Look, he’s standing right over there. I just saw it and thought it was pretty. You know how much he likes to go counter surfing.
What do you mean, most of the beans are missing? I don’t know what happened to them. Did you check under the furniture? Maybe Scratchy ate them.
I bet he could. I bet Scratchy could eat that many beans if he really put his mind to it. Can we go for a walk now? I really feel like I need to go for a walk.
Aaaahhhhh! That feels much better. Relief!
What!? You found the missing beans? Oh no!
Busted!!!
bongodogblog 
katyoparty
January 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm
haha Bongo—and ewwww Bongo!
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Katyoparty, I definitely had to pay for that one.
Genevieve Petrillo
January 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Bongo! That is so naughty. …..and so nasty! Raw beans! A tummy ache waiting to happen. At least your person didn’t have to induce vomiting. Ugh.
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Genevieve, it all came out in the end – and kept on coming. I even had to get my person up at 4:00 AM and I don’t very often do that. I guess I was lucky my person didn’t have to make me vomit.
philosophermouseofthehedge
January 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Naughty but sooooo crunchy? (Scratchy loved batting them around and playing hockey,too, I’m sure….)
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Karen, that crunchiness was really good. I couldn’t get Scratchy to do anything with them though. He just likes the sunny spot where they were.
Lindy MacDuff
January 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Oh dear, Bongo. Dried beans, not even soaked yet. That had to be quite a tummy ache for you! I hope you’ve decided you don’t like beans!
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Lindy, those beans were nice and crunchy, but I didn’t really like the results.
Wayside Artist
January 6, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Uh oh, Bongo. Madam Lasagna instructs you to always blame the cat. It’s always the cat’s fault no matter the evidence otherwise. We’re glad everything came out alright in the end! 😉
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Madam Lasagna, you and I are on the same page. It’s always the cat. I’m still trying to convince my person of this though, as I leave several piles of beans in the back yard.
Bassetmomma
January 6, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Thank goodness you got those nasty beans out of your tummy Bongo. It might have been a long gassy night ! LOL!
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Bassetmomma, I was still working on removing beans in the middle of the night and today, but I think they’re gone now.
capacina
January 6, 2012 at 6:56 pm
lol!
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Capacina, Scratchy pushed the beans off the counter. I swear!
colliesofthemeadow
January 6, 2012 at 7:01 pm
HAHAHAHA!!! ROFL!
Bongo your posts always make us laugh! Here is a story for you! Our old Sadie loved to eat the kids crayons years ago. We found out it was her because when she went outside we saw little multi-colored…. er… well you know…. laying in the yard! LOL Keep up the great posts! 🙂
God Bless You!
The Collies and Chuck 🙂
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm
Collies and Chuck, I love this story about Sadie. It’s very colorful.
2browndawgs
January 6, 2012 at 7:14 pm
Really Bongo? We agree they look pretty, but beans?
😆
the 2 brown dawgs
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Brown Dawgs, I couldn’t help myself. It was the only think edible I could get my paws on.
Patricia
January 6, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Too funny!
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Thanks Patricia.
rumpydog
January 6, 2012 at 8:29 pm
If it’s anything like my house then it’s a collaborative effort! woo woo woo!
Bongo
January 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Rumpy, I’m sticking to my story that Scratchy knocked the bean bag off the counter.
Felisa (Two Little Cavaliers)
January 7, 2012 at 12:36 am
Oh no! They really do look pretty all different colors and shapes and sizes. I hope you didn’t eat too many dry beans they really could have given you a tummy ache. Hope you are feeling all better now.
Thank you for linking up with the Pet Bloggers Blog Hop.
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 10:42 am
Felisa, thanks for stopping by and commenting. Those beans really are pretty aren’t they? It wasn’t my best day after I ate all those beans, but I’m back to normal now.
angelswhisper2011
January 7, 2012 at 1:40 am
😀 Bongo, you’ved got yourself a natural clyster. I hope you feel relief:)
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 10:44 am
Angelswhisper, it definitely was a high fiber diet. I’m feeling better now.
eripanwkevin
January 7, 2012 at 5:46 am
ROFL!!! Bongo, you are sooo FUNNY!!! But seriously…your tummy was okay? Scratchy didn’t eat at all ? How did they taste?
I’m cureious what the orange one on the pic and almost similar shaped ivory one are ? Look like some vitamins…! very colourful beans! 🙂
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 10:49 am
Kevin, I have to admit that Scratchy didn’t eat any of those beans. They didn’t have much taste, but they sure were good and crunchy. I made lots of trips outside, but I’m back to normal now. Those orange and ivory beans in the picture are both lentils. They do kind of look like vitamins, don’t they?
For the Love of My Dogs
January 7, 2012 at 9:08 am
HAHAHAHA Bongo, you are hilarious!!!! I hope you are feeling ok now! Scarlett got into my bag yesterday, pulled out a brand new Christmas ornament I received as a gift and ate it! She did not have a very good day either 😦
Love the photos, the beans did make quite a nice piece of “unexpected art” 🙂
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 10:52 am
Deanna, I think the beans probably tasted better than a Christmas ornament. I hope Scarlet is doing alright. I’m much better now, but it took a whole day to get rid of most of those beans. I did make a pretty picture with them, didn’t I?
Chancy, Mumsy and Crew
January 7, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Sweet Bongo any time beans are involved they always tattle. We hope you didn’t have a tummy ache. Hugs and nose kisses
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Chancy and Mumsy, it did take me about a day to get
overthrough with those beans.Misty Shores Chesapeakes
January 7, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Oh Bongo I don’t think you are fooling anyone especially when the evidence was found on you or well in you 😉
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Misty Shores, I was hoping my person would get after Scratchy and not notice what came out. It didn’t work though.
Sunshine
January 7, 2012 at 9:48 pm
What a tricky thing to do Bongo…hope you still have all your teeth intact! Beans and gas…hummm, guess you smelled heavenly for awhile 🙂
Bongo
January 7, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Sunshine, my person did say I smelled a little odoriferous.
Bassas Blog
January 8, 2012 at 5:27 am
Is it a form of fortune telling – like tea leaves? 🙂
Bongo
January 8, 2012 at 7:42 am
Bassa, I never thought of fortune telling with those beans. Where I live I could probably make a lot of money doing that.
Flo
January 9, 2012 at 4:23 am
“Beans, beans, good for the heart… “
Bongo
January 9, 2012 at 10:51 am
Flo, the more you eat the more you —– like ’em.
dianeskitchentable
March 31, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Oh Bongo – I’ll bet Scratchy tipped it over & you were just trying to help pick up. Yeah, that’s what happened. I ate a whole bag of birdseed one time & now I know why those dumb birds make that splattery mess all over everything.
Bongo
March 31, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Lola, that’s it. Scratchy did it. Hey person, I was trying to clean up Scratchy’s mess so you wouldn’t have to. If he spills birdseed though I don’t think I’ll clean that up.
dianeskitchentable
March 31, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Nooooo, sireeee you don’t want to be touchin’ that birdseed! Gives me worried eyebrows just thinking about it…. Lola