What? You don’t think I should put that relationship thing on Facebook? Of course I should. I can tell she really likes me.
What do you mean, she might just want to be friends? Of course she wants to be friends. She used to be kind of afraid to come near me, but now she plays with me when we see each other. And she’s really cute, person. Oh yeah, did I remember to tell you how cute she is?
Well yeah, I know you know what she looks like. I just want to make sure you know she’s cute. So what about that Facebook page?
Seriously!? I have a Facebook page now? Oh, I hope Lucy “Likes” me on Facebook. Oh no! Person what if she doesn’t “Like” me? That could be really bad. Maybe you’d better get rid of that Facebook page.