I was walking along and I almost stopped in my tracks. This is some footprint.
In case you think this might be a teeny, tiny track and I’m just making this whole story up I thought I’d better have my person take a picture of this next to my paws.
See? You didn’t believe me, did you?
The biggest mystery is who this large creature is. I haven’t seen anyone on my trails large enough to fit this track, and I’m not sure I want to.
This creature might be bigger than my person and I combined, and I’m not sure I could defend my person if it showed up.
I thought of putting my Detective Dog hat on and looking for some more clues, but I don’t think I’m going to this time.
I think instead I’ll just listen for some loud plodding sounds on my trails, or look for a head that stands so tall I can see it above the bushes.
And if either of those things happen you know what I’m going to do?
I’m going to stick my tail between my legs, turn around, and go the other way.