You see, shortly after my people got me my person got a new cell phone, and that’s where this picture came from.
But my person doesn’t have that cell phone any more. She got another new one, and she gave the old one away.
My person has a friend who was having cell phone issues. I’m not sure what that is, but it sounds like a dangerous disease to me.
Maybe my person used to be a doctor or something, because when she gave her old cell phone to her friend the cell phone issues went away.
And my picture went with it.
But my friend thought it was really cool to have my picture on her cell phone, so she left it there. And now she lives in a different state, so she still has a reminder of me.
Maybe I could get rich posing for pictures on people’s cell phones. Even if I only charged a few loves per picture, I bet I would get more loves than I would know what to do with.