Like today for example.
I got stuck in my kennel all day.
All day, mind you.
While my person went off and had fun all day.
And then she had to show me pictures to rub it in.
She hung out with ducks.
I don’t know why she didn’t take me.
I could have gone swimming and duck chasing all at the same time.
I would have broken up that fight.
But I guess my person didn’t like the duck violence because then she started checking out a crane.
Something was chasing that crane off.
I’m not sure if it was the duck fight or my person’s camera.
So my person left those birds and found more fun stuff – without me.
I bet I could have gone for a ride in that pink car.
Or maybe not. I guess if the car took off they’d have to change the name of that road.
But here’s the worst part.
My person actually hung out with other dogs – without me.
At first I thought she went to visit my friend Kevin…
But my person said there was no way she could have gone to Japan and back in a day.
I’m not sure I believe her.