She’s a traitor.
Here’s what happened.
I took her on our walk as usual.
When we were almost back to the beginning of my trail we saw a bunch of my neighbor dogs hanging out.
The two little dogs I like, but those two German Shephards – they’re my arch enemies.
I don’t like them at all.
So you know what my person did?
I think the moon must have gotten to her.
Because she took me back home and locked me in dog jail.
Then she went right back out on the trails – my trails mind you, with those two German Shepherds and their people.
And they climbed to the top of that rock that the moon is next to.
I hope they used the trail around the back of it.
What am I saying?
For all I care, they could have climbed up the steepest part.
After all, they didn’t take me!