Because today my blog has 1000 followers.
One thousand dogs, and people – and cats – and a few other animals following me.
Of course, some of them say they’re following me but they’re not.
Well, they sort of are.
But if they were really following me wouldn’t I have at least one thousand people and animals reading my posts every day?
And I don’t.
I guess a follower or two dropped off somewhere along the wayside.
Hey, I know a way to get all those followers following me.
I’ll give a guided tour of my trails.
And invite all of my followers to come along.
I’m sure they’ll all show up for that.
Wouldn’t that be cool?
One thousand people and animals all following along on my trails.
I’m setting the date for tomorrow.
So come on over and get in line.
The first one here gets to step in right behind me.
And I’ll show you what it’s like to follow the leader.