I won, I won! What? No, wait a minute. Scratchy won.
I was reading a blog post from my friend Mr. Cheddar. Don’t tell anyone I said this, but I think Mr. Cheddar is one of the best looking cats I know. Oh dog, did I say that? I’m not even supposed to like cats. If anyone knows it will ruin my reputation.
Mr. Cheddar had a contest and I wanted to enter it, but only cats were allowed to enter.
So I entered Scratchy.
I didn’t think anything would come of it. Scratchy’s never won anything so I didn’t figure he’d win this either.
But he did. He won. And now he’s holding it over me.
Scratchy’s getting special treats in the mail and he’s not sharing.
My person says that even if Scratchy did want to share she wouldn’t let him. I’m not supposed to eat cat treats.
Scratchy, you’d better enter me into every dog contest you find.