I have a real complaint.
My person got a new camera.
And now she leaves me home alone once a week.
She says she has to learn how to use her new camera – so she’s taking a class.
Please don’t tell her that I go on walks with my neighbor dog Toby while she’s gone.
But that’s not really what my complaint is.
Now that my person is taking a class she says she has to do her homework.
I always thought homework was called that because you do it at home.
I think my person’s confused because she thinks she has to do her homework out on my trails.
And she doesn’t take me.
Person, I promise I won’t mess up your pictures.
I might yank on my leash a little, but the thing you’re taking a picture of is still there.
Just try again.
Oh, come on. It’s been a very long time since I’ve pulled you over because I wanted to get at a coyote.
I won’t wreck your camera.
But no – I can’t convince my person.
So now she takes two walks on my trails.
One with me.
And one to do her homework.
But here’s what’s really bad.
While my person was out on one of her homework walks…
she saw my girlfriend Layla.
And she left me at home.
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