I always thought Yoda was this great and powerful Jedi knight, but until I met him in person doggin I didn’t realize how little he was.
I guess Yoda is something like a habanero chili – a lot of punch in a little package.
Yoda and I could make a great team.
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When I put on my Detective Dog hat…
And investigate a mystery and find a bad guy –
Yoda could get out his light saber and go after him.
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But when I met Yoda…
He didn’t even have a light saber.
Yoda, how are you going to conquer the dark side of the force without your light saber?
And then – this makes me really sad – Yoda didn’t seem to want anything to do with me.
As a matter of fact, Yoda acted like he was afraid of me.
Yoda come back!
I won’t try to steal your light saber.
Just because I’m part black doesn’t mean I’m on the dark side.
See, I’m part white too. I’m one of the good guys.
Where are you going Yoda?
Yodaaaaa!
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