A couple days ago they had this big thing called the Presidential Election. People got all excited and some people ended up happy and some people were not so happy.
I think that everyone should be happy, so here’s my plan.
I’m going to run for president.
If I became president everybody would be happy. That’s because I’m going to campaign on a promise of “Treats for Everyone.” How could anyone not be happy with that.
Dogs would get treats, and people too. I’d even make sure that all the cats got treats.
I figure this is a foolproof campaign. How could anyone not vote for me when they’re getting treats?
Oh. My person just told me that in order to give treats to everyone I would have to raise taxes, and nobody likes that.
I don’t think that’s a problem. I tax in loves and everybody likes to give me loves. All you have to do is give me a few extra loves and I’ll turn them into treats. Problem solved.
So remember in the next presidential election to get out and vote.
Bongo in 2016! Treats for Everyone!