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Dropping Crumbs and Pouring Out

Leonardo da Vinci  - Last SupperNot now, person.

I’m still playing in that water that Jesus used to wash feet with in last week’s story.

What?

There’s food in this story?

It’s about a supper?

Bring it on! I’m all ears!

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Then came the day of Unleavened Bread on which the Passover lamb had to be sacrificed.

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Lamb? They’re gonna have lamb!?

I’m eating with them.

Yes, I’m listening.

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Jesus sent Peter and John, saying, “Go and make preparations for us to eat the Passover.”

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Hey Peter – John, make sure to save a place for me!

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“Where do you want us to prepare for it?” they asked.

Jesus replied, “As you enter the city, a man carrying a jar of water will meet you. Follow him to the house that he enters, and say to the owner of the house, ‘The Teacher asks: Where is the guest room, where I may eat the Passover with my disciples?’ He will show you a large upper room, all furnished. Make preparations there.”

They left and found things just as Jesus had told them. So they prepared the Passover.

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I’d better go help. They might need someone to clean up the floor when things get dropped.

I’ll listen! I’ll listen!

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When the hour came, Jesus and His apostles reclined at the table. And He said to them, “I have eagerly desired to eat this Passover with you before I suffer. For I tell you, I will not eat it again until it finds fulfillment in the kingdom of God.”

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If Jesus is going to leave His food and not eat it, I’ll eat it for Him.

Yes, I’m listening.

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After taking the cup, Jesus gave thanks and said, “Take this and divide it among you. For I tell you I will not drink again of the fruit of the vine until the kingdom of God comes.

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What do you mean, I can’t have any of that fruit of the vine stuff that Jesus doesn’t drink?

Dogs can’t have grapes?

Jesus didn’t say anything about grapes.

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And Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”

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Bread’s alright, but could you pass over that lamb?

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In the same way, after the supper He took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you.”

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Okay, now Jesus is pouring that stuff out.

Can I drink it if it falls on the floor?

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2014 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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