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Sunshine Be Gone

18 Jan

Sunshine and SqueakerThere it goes! I kept it around longer than I really wanted to, but I was running short on squeaky toys so what could I do? It was dirty, stinky, and yucky – even more than I want to put up with – but I kept it. I made it last. I even stashed it for awhile so I didn’t have to think about it. Because it just didn’t have that zip anymore. That bright, shiny, sunshine cheer that I loved to squeeze until the squeaks came out.

But guess what sunshine? I don’t need you anymore. I’ve got more toys with squeakers now, and you know what? I’m going to reach right inside of you and yank your little squeaker right out. I’ve wanted to do this for a long time and now I’m good and ready. You won’t even have time to think about the pain, ‘cause here I go.

Riiiiiiiiip! Out comes your stuffing.

Let’s see how clean I can make this surgery. I’ll even let you keep most of your stuffing. But I’m gonna get it. I’m gonna get what I want. The center of you – that thing that keeps you alive – makes you squeak when I squeeze.

Got it now. All mine! Oh, and I lied about keeping most of your stuffing inside.

Bongo Shredding the Sunshine

Okay person, do what you’ve gotta do.

On to my next squeaky toy.

Bongo Chewing the Reindeer

 
48 Comments

Posted by on January 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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48 responses to “Sunshine Be Gone

  1. Ingridje's avatar

    thesweetkitten

    January 18, 2012 at 10:52 am

    Poor sunshine …

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Sweet Kitten, that sunshine had a good life. My person bought it for a Vacation Bible School activity. It was in the party section of the store. When she saw that it was a dog toy she gave it to me after Vacation Bible School was over.

       
  2. life is a bowl of kibble's avatar

    life is a bowl of kibble

    January 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Oh Bongo say it ain’t so. Oh well, half the fun of getting them is to have your way with them.

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm

      Kibble, I usually restrain myself from tearing my toys apart, but sometimes it’s just so much fun.

       
  3. Bassa's Blog's avatar

    Bassas Blog

    January 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    You are an artist Bongo! Not many surgeons have your skill 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

      Thanks Bassa. I do my best.

       
  4. colliesofthemeadow's avatar

    colliesofthemeadow

    January 18, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Perfect Surgery Bongo!!! Great job!!!

    The Collies Loved it!

    Lots of Collies Hugs!

    The Collies and Chuck 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

      Thanks Collies. I bet one or two of you would like to join me next time. Bring on the squeaky toys.

       
  5. whatimeant2say's avatar

    whatimeant2say

    January 18, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Great job, Bongo! Wonderbutt is so proud!

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm

      I figured Wonderbutt would like this.

       
  6. Patricia's avatar

    Patricia

    January 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    That’s the way, Bongo. Out with the old squeaky to make room for new squeakys.

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      Patricia, I’m trying to get my person to get me a box full of squeakys. Then I would be in tear apart heaven.

       
  7. DogDaz's avatar

    dogdaz

    January 18, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Good Job Bongo!!! We love to get the squeakers out too! – Lulu & Sofie

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 7:30 pm

      Lulu and Sofie, it’s all in a dog’s day. I’m sure glad the things we’re required to do are so much fun.

       
  8. sandrabranum's avatar

    sandrabranum

    January 18, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Better watch it Bongo, or your human might get you rawhide chews instead of the squeeky ones and then what’ll you do?

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 8:47 pm

      Sandra, I eat the rawhide chews but I wish they would squeak.

       
  9. Misty Shores Chesapeakes's avatar

    Misty Shores Chesapeakes

    January 18, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Oh Bongo you have more restraint than Riva, she rips them up immediately 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 10:07 pm

      Misty, I’m afraid if I rip them up right away I won’t have any toys left to play with.

       
  10. henrythebrave's avatar

    henrythebrave

    January 18, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Looks to me like I’m not the only one who enjoys a good squeaker now and then. Heh-heh. Way to go, Bongo, my friend. Way to go!

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 18, 2012 at 11:53 pm

      Thanks Henry. I could get addicted to squeaker surgery.

       
  11. angelswhisper2011's avatar

    angelswhisper2011

    January 19, 2012 at 1:11 am

    😀 I guess your person had to prevent you from furthermore actions, Bongo? 😀

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 10:58 am

      Angelswhisper, my person took the reindeer away from me until I got out of my tearing things up mood.

       
  12. marina kanavaki's avatar

    marina kanavaki

    January 19, 2012 at 2:03 am

    Oh-Oh! What’s happened to the “missing” stuffing? [or maybe I don’t want to know!] it looks like your person was having an even greater time capturing the moment! RIP sunshine. Beware though of the ghost of sunshine! [some persons stitch them back together…!]

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 10:59 am

      Marina, my person threw my sunshine away.

       
  13. Mumsy's avatar

    Mumsy

    January 19, 2012 at 6:49 am

    Wow!! You are the top surgeon in your field sweet Bongo, just look how you get right in there and get those squeakers out in record time. Hugs and nose kisses.

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 11:00 am

      Thanks Mumsy. I pride myself in doing quick surgery. Hugs and nose kisses back to you.

       
  14. eripanwkevin's avatar

    eripanwkevin

    January 19, 2012 at 6:52 am

    OMD! Poor squeaky toys! Sunshine has gone and now the target is deer??? (looks it has antlers.)
    You are a good surgeon! much better than humans! Heeheehee…
    My mom got some squeaky toys for me but I can’t play with them because the sound scares me! 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 11:02 am

      Thanks Kevin. It was fun pulling that squeaker out and then tearing up the sunshine. I have to be nice to some of my squeaky toys though because I really like to make them squeak.

       
  15. KatiesCameraBlog's avatar

    KatiesCameraBlog

    January 19, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Glad sunshine had a good life and fun death for you, Bongo. 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 11:08 am

      Thanks Katie. I think Sunshine had an honorable death.

       
  16. Bassetmomma's avatar

    Bassetmomma

    January 19, 2012 at 7:53 am

    R.I.P. Sunshine. Bongo yhour a maniac!LOL!

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 11:09 am

      Bassetmomma, I would tear Sunshine up again in a minute.

       
  17. Uptown Dog's avatar

    Uptown Dog

    January 19, 2012 at 9:54 am

    I love pulling those squeakers out too. It feels like such an accomplishment!

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 11:09 am

      Uptown Dog, squeaker pulling is definitely great fun, isn’t it?

       
  18. 2 Brown Dawgs's avatar

    2browndawgs

    January 19, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Haha Bongo. You did a number on sunshine! I think maybe you also killed our sunshine because we had snow today for the first time all winter. I think your sunshine had powers. 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm

      Brown Dawgs, how much fun to get snow. Maybe I need to tear up another sunshine so I can get snow too. We got more sunshine here.

       
  19. Deanna's avatar

    For the Love of My Dogs

    January 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Nice job, Bongo!! You and Scarlett would have lots of fun together at our place ripping apart the smaller pups’ squeaky toys 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 19, 2012 at 7:53 pm

      Deanna, I would love to have a ripping up party with Scarlett. That sounds like fun.

       
  20. Sun's avatar

    Sunshine

    January 20, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Oh good for you Bongo! Imagine that, that, that thing impersonating as Sunshine! Humph! Good riddance! 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 20, 2012 at 11:05 am

      Sunshine, that squeaky to that tried to be a sunshine could never be as good as you. That’s why I had to tear it up.

       
  21. Jen and her cats's avatar

    rumpydog

    January 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Rest in peace Sunshine

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

      Rumpy, I guess it’s peaceful in the garbage can as long as I don’t get into it. That’s where my person buried Sunshine.

       
  22. lesliepaints's avatar

    lesliepaints

    January 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Thanks, Bongo, now I know why my friend Tucker maltese does this! He just wants something different and at that squeaker, which, by the way, he has a hard time getting it to squeak. Hmmmm. That may be another reason he rips it apart. 🙂

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

      Leslie, squeaker toys aren’t much good if you can’t get them to squeak – so you might as well rip out the squeaker.

       
  23. Louise's avatar

    Louise

    January 21, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Okay, I get it now. My two darlings have set upon poor old donkey. First I stitched his eyes shut, then I stitched them shut again. My two furry friends take turns at digging out his insides and when I ask them what happened they look wide eyed and shocked. Hmmm – Thanks for the heads up Bongo.

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 22, 2012 at 7:55 am

      Louise, part of the fun is getting the insides to the outside of our toys. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

       
  24. Just Ramblin' Pier's avatar

    Just Ramblin' Pier

    January 22, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    I think you and Miss Sadie are twinkies. She loves to shed, shred, and defur toys too. : )

     
    • Bongo's avatar

      Bongo

      January 22, 2012 at 6:34 pm

      Just Ramblin’ Pier, Miss Sadie and I could have a great time shredding together.

       

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