I did that on purpose, person. I let you catch me on the couch. I usually get off before you come in the room. Oops. No, I mean, that was the only time I was on there. Well, that and the other time times you caught me. It’s the Monday Mischief Blog Hop, and I needed some kind of mischief to talk about. You know how I’m normally such a good dog. I usually don’t do anything wrong. You see how I let you catch me. I had to set it up.
What? What are you talking about? I didn’t do that. Scratchy ate all his food. Yeah, and he moved his dish too. It doesn’t take much to move when it’s empty.
I don’t know why he was so hungry when you got home. You probably didn’t feed him enough, person. Next time maybe you should feed him more. As a matter of fact, that’s a very good idea. You haven’t been feeding Scratchy enough lately.
Your bed? I don’t know what happened. Oh, don’t you remember? You didn’t make your bed this morning. I’m sure you didn’t.
Well, you’re remembering wrong then.
Oh, that. I think my younger person missed the garbage can. He tried to put that stuff in there but he missed and it went on the floor.
I don’t know why it was all chewed up. I’ve got no idea, person.
Aren’t you glad I’m such a good dog? How many dogs do you know that have to set up their mischief so they have something to post on the Monday Mischief Blog Hop?