My person says I’m famous in Indiana. Lots of her friends know about me and asked about me. And most of her friends don’t even live in Indiana, so I’m famous all over.
What, person? Don’t let it what? What about my head? How many people have a famous dog? I think you should be proud of me.
You did what while you were gone, person? You missed being around me so much that you found another dog to take pictures of? Who do you think you are, Laurie Bartolo or something? That’s what she does. My friend Laurie finds dogs to take pictures of. You’re only supposed to take pictures of me.
I don’t care if I wasn’t there. Next time you’ll have to bring me along.
You found a what? A junk yard dog? I could be a junk yard dog. Just give me a junk yard to play in. Better yet, I’ll take all my chewed up toys out in our back yard. Then I’ll be a junk yard dog too.