Taxes? What are those? Are those fancy tacks? Do they come in special shapes or something?
Oh, that’s what you were working on the last few days when you spent so much time on your computer? I thought you were working on my blog. Person, I told you what I wanted you to put on my blog. Did you do it?
No, that’s not good enough person. I want all of it on my blog. Get those tacks out of the way. You’re probably afraid that they’ll hurt your fingers. Wouldn’t it make more sense to move them? Besides, you haven’t been reading me any of my friend’s stories lately. What’s wrong with you anyway?
You’re getting a what? What’s a refund?
Oh, you thought you were going to have to take money out of my dog treat fund to pay for all those tacks on your computer, but you’re getting money back instead.
Woo woo! More money for dog treats. Can you read me some of my friend’s stories while I’m munching on my dog treats?
Homework! Now you have to finish your homework first?
Okay person, hand over your computer. I’m going to stick a few tacks back in it.