I wonder if they were talking about me. I sure wish I knew what they were saying. What if they were laughing at me? They were way up in the trees and I was on the ground. Maybe they thought that was funny.
Or maybe they were making fun of the way I look. I don’t think I look that bad, but I sure look different than those quail.
Maybe they took some lessons from those pesky squirrels and they just wanted to give me a bad time. I might have to take some tree climbing lessons so I can go after them. Or maybe some lessons in quail talk so they can’t talk right in front of me without me knowing what they’re saying.
What, person? You think they were calling to find a mate? They were looking for a cute girl quail so they could have fuzzy little quail babies?
You mean they weren’t talking about me at all? Come on quail. I thought I deserved more attention than that.