Time to Move

30 May

Bongo SleepingThere I was, lying peacefully at my person’s feet. She could have let me sit next to her on the couch, but she makes me lie on the floor. Talk about being a second class citizen.

Anyway, I was lying there peacefully when suddenly I smelled something. It couldn’t have been me I smelled – it must have been my person. But just to make sure I thought I’d better move.

I got up and left the spot by my person’s feet and plopped myself down in the hallway.

Nope, I don’t smell anything here. It wasn’t me, it had to be my person. Or maybe Scratchy. Was he over in that area?

No sooner than I had gotten comfortable in the hallway my person said something about the smell. And you know what? She blamed me!

Hey person, it can’t be me. I’m not even near that area. It must be you, or Scratchy.

What’s a dog to do? I get blamed for everything.

The next time that happens I’m going to stay next to my person and make sure I really stink up the place.


Posted by on May 30, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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45 responses to “Time to Move

  1. notsofancynancy

    May 30, 2012 at 10:40 am

    hahahaha silly Bongo!

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 12:49 pm

      Nancy, it wasn’t me – really.

      • notsofancynancy

        May 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

        hahahaha of course it wasn’t!

  2. Home

    May 30, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Oh Bongo, don’t you know it is ALWAYS the dog’s fault! You keep blaming Scratchy, your person might eventually believe you …..

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 12:50 pm

      Susan, every once in awhile Scratchy actually gets in trouble – but mostly I get blamed for everything.

  3. jazfagan

    May 30, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Bongo, it must have been your person…LOL. No wait, where’s Scratchy, that stinky cat….must have been Scratchy come to think of it! Peace Jaz and Rosie

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 12:51 pm

      Jaz and Rosie, it’s got to be Scratchy. He has a way of convincing my person that he’s always innocent.

      • jazfagan

        May 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm

        Cats are REALLY good at that

  4. dianeskitchentable

    May 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Hey Bongo, you’ve got nothin’ on me my friend – I can clear a room in no time! Lola

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm

      Lola, sometimes that’s a good thing when you want some peace and quiet.

  5. Dianda

    May 30, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    It must’ve been your human!

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm

      Dianda, my person would never admit it if it was her.

  6. barb19

    May 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Bongo, don’t you know that’s one of the reasons we have you guys around? We gotta have someone else to blame!

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

      Barb, you mean that’s my job? I think I’m gonna go on strike.

  7. colliesofthemeadow

    May 30, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    LOL! Ginger says wait till the cat is nearby and then when it happens look at scratchy and sniff.. then cough and walk away… she will get the blame for sure then! 🙂

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 6:54 pm

      Ginger, you have such good ideas. My person would have to believe Scratchy did it.

  8. Patricia

    May 30, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Hey Bongo, Teddy here. I say let er rip! Nothing makes a guy feel better than a good poot. Of course, my mama thinks that it’s just nasty.

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 6:57 pm

      Teddy, the trick is doing it and making sure Scratchy gets the blame.

  9. bumpyroadtobubba

    May 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Bongo, maybe you and Ginger should hang out? ha ha!!

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 10:12 pm

      Bumpy Road, Ginger is always giving me good ideas. The two of us think alike.

  10. Jessica

    May 30, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    Bongo, my grandma calls them toots! 😉 Does your person have a special name for them?

    • Bongo

      May 30, 2012 at 11:42 pm

      Jessica, my person says I’m not allowed to repeat the word here.

  11. misswhiplash

    May 30, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Do you know we have the same problem in our house…but we have seven dogs to blame but all the time we know it is either GUIDO ..he makes very bad stinks, Rosie who makes stinks but like you decides that it was not her..and Lucky , who similar to you just ignores it.
    We have to have a big newspaper folded up like a fan to waft away the pong….

    It could have been your person but I think that you should own up to being the guilty party. There is an old saying in England…’Wherever you may be..Let you wind go free’…otherwise you might blow up like a balloon xxxxxxx

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 12:01 am

      Patreciau, I like that saying. Maybe I should move to England.

  12. angelswhisper2011

    May 31, 2012 at 12:14 am

    Bongo, sometimes Big Binky is laying on my lab smelling like a skunk, so it must have been Scratchy. Well, I think we have this one solved. Btw You haven’t eaten any raw beans, have you, Bongo 😀
    Thanks for this morning laugh, Bongo, I think it was a, let me say, smelley matter 😀

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 8:48 am

      Angels Whisper, I’m so glad you realize it was Scratchy. Now I just have to convince my person. She never believes me.

  13. eripanwkevin

    May 31, 2012 at 12:23 am

    OMD Bongo, my mom and granny do the same to me!!! They always blame me…my granny does them often while we are out for a wakie and she blames me like ” Oh no! Kevin!!! ”
    *pout* It’s not my fault!!! *whispers* I do them quite often and mine smell very bad, too…heehee… 🙂

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 8:50 am

      Kevin, I don’t know what it is with our people. They’re always blaming us dogs for things.

  14. marina kanavaki

    May 31, 2012 at 12:33 am

    That is so unjust Bongo! I mean not being able to sleep on the couch is one thing but blaming you for something you didn’t do is too much! Strike Bongo!

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 8:51 am

      Marina, I sneak up on the couch when nobody’s looking. Maybe I should leave a stink there before I get down. That would fix them.

  15. rumpydog

    May 31, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I blame the cat!

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 4:58 pm

      Rumpy, it’s always the cat.

  16. Kari

    May 31, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Humans ALWAYS blame dogs

    Stop on by for a visit

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 5:01 pm

      Kari, sometimes I think that’s a dog’s job – to get blamed.

  17. Paws To Talk

    May 31, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Hooowwwwlll! Bongo we think it was Scratchy. No offense to the cat population but he does poop in a box in the house. Your person should be reminded of that fact.

    Bella and DiDi

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 5:02 pm

      Bella and DiDi, that really isn’t very considerate of Scratchy to do it in the house. It’s gotta be him.

  18. Chancy and Mumsy

    May 31, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Oh, sweet Bongo it is just not fair you have to lie on the floor…and then get blamed for a stink…oh, my!!! There can always be ‘payback’ on that stinky business. Hugs and nose kisses

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 5:05 pm

      Chancy and Mumsy, at least I didn’t have to smell it after I moved into the hall. I’m still not sure why my person thought it was me though when I was so far away.

  19. monicastangledweb

    May 31, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Bongo, I hope you had a relaxing day!

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 10:05 pm

      Monica, If I hadn’t gotten blamed for something I didn’t do it would have been perfect.

  20. tylersat99

    May 31, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    We can stink up the entire room and we never act like we smell anything. If Mom comments we look at her and ask what??

    • Bongo

      May 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm

      Lexie and Mica, you don’t have a cat to put the blame on? Cats are kind of a pain, but at least they’re good for blaming.

      • tylersat99

        May 31, 2012 at 11:11 pm

        The cat stays upstairs so she’s never around to blame that only leaves us 😦

  21. Indianapolis dog trainer

    June 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Silly humans always stinking everything up! Then blaming others..

    • Bongo

      June 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

      Indianapolis Dog Trainer, I’m always getting blamed for everything.


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