Evil Vines

14 Jul

Flowers hanging on juniper treeMy younger person made some 3D vines and posted them online, but those vines are evil. As evil as Babylon since they were made for the hanging gardens there.

Those vines have more hits than I do. No matter what I do I can’t catch up. I get more hits on my blog and those vines get even more. My younger person is way ahead of me. And he says he didn’t spend much time on those vines. They’re not like those other 3D models he made that he spent hours and hours on.

So what is it about vines that people like better than me? Maybe if I hung vines all over myself I would get more hits. They would even be 3D if they were on me.

Or maybe I could stomp those vines flat so they wouldn’t be 3D anymore. Do you think anybody would want flat vines?

No, person. If I put the link to the vines on my blog my younger person will get even more hits and he’ll be way ahead of me. He hasn’t put the link to my blog anywhere.

What, you won’t let me use your computer to post this unless I put up the link?


Everybody listen to me. Don’t click on that link. Don’t you dare.

How can I stop them from clicking on it? I know. If you click on this link you’ll be taken back to the hanging gardens of Babylon and King Nebuchadnezzar will throw you into a fiery furnace.

Whew! I think I’ve convinced them now.

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Posted by on July 14, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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26 responses to “Evil Vines

  1. Deanna

    July 14, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Haha, you are too funny Bongo. We’ll blame our kitty Roory for clicking the link 🙂 Those vines do look pretty neat but you know we think YOU are the superstar around here!

    • Bongo

      July 14, 2012 at 5:21 pm

      Thanks Deanna, but you’d better keep Roory under control. It sounds like he’s just as mischievous as Scratchy.

  2. Bassas Blog

    July 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    We have lots of vines in Georgia Bongo – we even have some in our yard 🙂 Your younger person is very clever to make something that a lot of people like 🙂

    • Bongo

      July 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      Bassa, my younger person is pretty talented when he sets his mind to it.

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    July 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    You’re WAY better than any old vines, Bongo!

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      July 14, 2012 at 5:23 pm

      Thanks Cupcake. I don’t know what everybody sees in that vine.

  4. Bassetmomma

    July 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Sorry Bongo, I already clicked on it! They’re pretty cool too!

    • Bongo

      July 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm

      Bassetmomma, I guess lots of people think those vines are cool. Maybe I should hang some on my blog page.

  5. angelswhisper2011

    July 15, 2012 at 12:54 am

    Bongo, they don’t look evil to me, but I thought it had something to do with wine, so I had to click on the link to find out.. sorry..

    • Bongo

      July 15, 2012 at 9:31 pm

      Angels Whisper, the vines on the link are evil because that have more hits than my blog – and I’m jealous.

  6. eripanwkevin

    July 15, 2012 at 2:03 am

    Oh no Bongo!!! I’ve clicked the link before reading your “do not click the link” mentioning!!!! It was too late!!!! I might be thrown into a fiery furnace by King Nebuchadnezzar!!!! Oh noooo!!!!.
    However I think that what your younger person made is quite wonderful! He mush be good at computer! Of course, your blog is the best though Bongo!!! 🙂

    • Bongo

      July 15, 2012 at 9:34 pm

      Thanks Kevin. I’ll make sure King Nebuchadnezzar doesn’t get hold of you. My younger person is really good on the computer when he sets his mind to it. I saw that you’re on Facebook now. My Facebook page won’t let me be friends, I can only do “Likes” on certain kinds of pages, so I might have to have my person give you a friend request.

  7. colliesofthemeadow

    July 15, 2012 at 4:13 am

    We wont click on the link Bongo…. Ginger.. Dont click it! “Dad, if its evil I got to see it!” Noooooo…… click….. muwahahaahhahahah

    • Bongo

      July 15, 2012 at 9:35 pm

      Ginger, I thought you were my friend.

  8. marina kanavaki

    July 15, 2012 at 4:39 am

    I wasn’t going to but then I know how much you love your younger person and what a big heart you have, so I clicked! Nice work. Don’t worry though dear Bongo, I’ll always be your big fan first!!!!

    • Bongo

      July 15, 2012 at 9:39 pm

      Thanks Marina. I like my younger person, but I might get upset if you liked him better than me.

      • marina kanavaki

        July 15, 2012 at 11:53 pm

        …could never happen! [shhhhhh!]

  9. Misty Shores Chesapeakes

    July 15, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Sorry Bongo but I couldn’t resist, I had to see what all the rumpus was about. Your younger person did a nice job, you should be proud 🙂

    • Bongo

      July 15, 2012 at 9:40 pm

      Misty Shores, I’ll forgive you. My younger person has done some really cool 3D models.

  10. Dalton

    July 16, 2012 at 1:49 am

    You are much better than the vines, and I only had a really quick look at the link so it doesn’t really count! BOL

    • Bongo

      July 16, 2012 at 9:40 am

      Thanks Dalton. I guess if it was only a quick look it doesn’t matter.

      • Dalton

        July 17, 2012 at 1:14 am

        Great minds fink alike!!

  11. BuddhaKat

    July 16, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Bongo… you are SO silly!!! What? No, I didn’t click, *crosses fingers* really Bongo…

    hugs and tail wags to you, Bongo…


    • Bongo

      July 17, 2012 at 9:54 pm

      BuddhaKat, you clicked, didn’t you? Now it’s going to be even harder for me to catch up with my younger person.

  12. tylersat99

    July 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    We don’t have a Google account so we can’t go there anyway. Why would we like some vines over you Bongo, you are our friend vines can’t be friends! We like dogs and people so we like your blog 🙂

    • Bongo

      July 17, 2012 at 10:45 pm

      Thanks Lexi and Mica. It’s so good to have faithful friends.


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