Bongo is being a rebel this morning. He does this sometimes. He goes outside and he won’t come back in the house. Until my person puts food in his dish, that is. Then he comes scratching on the door and as soon as my person lets him in he runs straight for that food dish.
Well, I decided to get him today. He thinks he’s going to find food in his dish because he heard it going into his bowl. But there’s not going to be any.
Because I’m eating it all before he gets to it.
Oops, I don’t think I’m eating fast enough.
Scratchy! What are you doing? Get out of my food this instant!
I can’t believe this. It’s a conspiracy! My person actually let Scratchy eat my food. They’re ganging up on me.
That’s right Scratchy. You can take your place at the water dish.
If anyone is looking for a cat I’m taking offers. And I’ll even pay for the shipping.