We have a serious problem around here. Our 4Runner has been moping around in the driveway for a long time. The 4Runner that takes me down the bumpy roads to the swimming hole. I miss my swimming hole. I want to go back.
My person says she won’t take her little car down those bumpy roads, so I’ve got to figure out a way to get that 4Runner moving again.
I wonder if it’s depressed. Maybe I can cheer it up.
Hey 4Runner, want to play a game of catch? Or maybe I could give you some treats. Ooh – that would be really hard sharing my treats with anyone – but for swimming I guess I could sacrifice a few.
I don’t believe it! That 4Runner’s not going to go for either of those things. I’ll have to figure out something else.
Maybe I could get one of those pesky squirrels to come down and tickle its belly. That ought to get it going. There’s a problem though. I can’t seem to get those pesky squirrels to come down out of those trees.
Maybe the javelina could give it a push when they’re doing things like pushing over garbage cans. I guess I’ll have to stay up all night so I can catch them when they come. That might be hard.
Hey, wait a minute! I found the problem. No wonder the 4Runner isn’t going anywhere.
Spiders have tied it down.
Does anybody have any silk cutters?