“Real Men Rescue Cats” Now what kind of a sign is that? And what would that sign be doing here – by my trails. This is a dog and people trail. I don’t see cats on these trails. And if a cat ever tries to sneak over here from one of those houses across the street I chase that cat back to its house.
Sometimes I see real men on my trails. I even get loves from some of them. But I never see them rescuing any cats.
So what’s a real dog to do? At least I don’t have to rescue any cats.
Should I tell those real men on my trails that there aren’t any cats here and they need to go somewhere else to find them?
But then those real men wouldn’t be on my trails to give me loves.
I could still get loves from the real women because they wouldn’t need to go rescue cats.
Wait a minute! What am I thinking? Rescuing cats? Was I almost getting a soft spot for those cats that need rescuing?
Oops. Please nobody tell Scratchy about that. I’m sure glad he doesn’t read my blog.