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Swallowed Up

18 Nov
English: The Death of Korah, Dathan and Abiram...

English: The Death of Korah, Dathan and Abiram, by Gustave Doré (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hey person, after those Israelites were chased down the hill by the Amalekites what happened?

They didn’t? No way. Isn’t that kind of like a bully who gets beat on so he turns around to pick on somebody else?

I’m listening.

After the Amalekites chased the Israelites down the hill and the Israelites realized they were stuck in the wilderness for forty years for not trusting God, they decided to turn on Moses and his brother Aaron.

Well, three of them Korah, Dathan, and Abiram turned on Moses and Aaron, and they had 250 other guys with them. They didn’t like that God spoke to Moses and that Aaron was the high priest. They figured they should all have equal access to God and be equal with Moses and Aaron.

Moses told these guys who had turned on him that it was against the Lord they had turned. He summoned Dathan and Abiram but they refused to come and just grumbled that Moses hadn’t brought them into a land flowing with milk and honey.

I’d be complaining if I was left in the desert too. Sand doesn’t taste anything like dog treats.

Yes, I’m listening.

The Lord knew that Korah, Dathan, and Abiram had gone too far and He told Moses to tell everyone to move away from their tents. When the people had moved, the ground opened up and swallowed the three rebels along with their tents and all their stuff.

I was looking for a tent for my miracle healings the other day. Maybe I’d better stay away from tents.

I am listening person. You can go on with the story. I’m waiting.

The Lord decided to get rid of the grumbling so He told Moses to collect the staff of a leader from each of the tribes of Israel and write the owner’s name on it. The Lord said that the staff belonging to the man He chose would sprout.

The next day Aaron’s staff had not only sprouted, but had budded, blossomed, and produced almonds too. The Lord told Moses to put Aaron’s staff in front of the tablets with the Ten Commandments on them as a reminder to the rebellious.

Do you think I could get a staff like that? But I don’t think I want mine to come from an almond tree. Do you think I could get one from that bone tree I found?

 

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11 Comments

Posted by on November 18, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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11 responses to “Swallowed Up

  1. marina kanavaki

    November 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

    …ask and thou shalt receive, Bongo!!!
    😆
    A bone tree for Bongo PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!

     
    • Bongo

      November 18, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      Marina, I’m asking every minute – bone tree, bone tree, bone tree!

       
  2. eripanwkevin

    November 19, 2012 at 1:22 am

    OMD…..Korah, Dathan, and Abiram should have listened to what Moses and Aaron told them…..Hmmmm….Almond tree? *drools* I like both Bone tree and Almond tree…hard to decide which one, Bongo! 🙂

     
    • Bongo

      November 19, 2012 at 9:24 pm

      Kevin, Bone trees and Almond trees both sound good, don’t they? I’d definitely have to go for the bones though. They’re my favorite.

       
  3. misswhiplash

    November 19, 2012 at 2:09 am

    kisses and loves

     
    • Bongo

      November 19, 2012 at 9:24 pm

      Thanks Patreciau. I love you too.

       
  4. angelswhisper2011

    November 27, 2012 at 2:08 am

    Hahaha, Bongo, you want to do magic on the squirrels, don’t you 😀

     
    • Bongo

      November 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

      Angels Whisper, I’d just like those pesky squirrels to come down for once. I’ll show them what for.

       
  5. colliesofthemeadow

    November 27, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Ginger says wow, dont make God mad!!! She wishes God would swallow up the other collies so she can have all the food for herself…

    With a evil grin,
    Ginger the schnapp!

     
    • Bongo

      November 27, 2012 at 11:46 am

      Ginger, I think they only got one kind of food then – manna. I’m still going with President Lincoln and that turkey day. Tell the other collies to turn Tigger into their slave and President Lincoln will go after them.

       
      • colliesofthemeadow

        November 27, 2012 at 2:03 pm

        I Ginger like how you think Bongo!!!!! muwahahaha

         

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