You’re getting even? For what? I didn’t do anything.
What do you mean, our my person looks like she’s crying and I made her do it? She’s probably crying because she has to go pick up my food cup. And if that’s the case, you made her cry.
And she’s crying because I messed up the bed while she was gone?
Scratchy, you know you were on that bed too.
And she’s crying for what?
She’s not supposed to know about that. Did you tell?
Besides, Ginger from Collies of the Meadow and I were just joking about throwing those burning cats over the wall of Jericho. And you were on our person’s Facebook account too.
And what else is she crying about?
Because I kept jumping up and down next to her when she was on the computer after I’d already been out twice?
It’s really cold out there. I couldn’t do all my business in one trip.
Hey person, you didn’t cry because I had to go out extra, did you?
You what? You went to a really sad movie and it made you cry?
See Scratchy, it wasn’t me after all.
Person, the next time you go to a movie you’d better let me pick it out.