You see, my person still didn’t take me for a walk today. But it was a really nice day so she thought maybe we could go sit out in the yard for awhile.
That worked pretty good. It felt really great to lie and soak up the sun.
But then my person thought maybe Scratchy would like to come out too.
I don’t know what she was thinking. She was breaking her own rules. Scratchy’s not allowed outside.
But my person said Scratchy doesn’t run off anymore so she knew he would stay in the yard.
So she brought him out and sat him on her lap. If you’re wondering what that black blob is in front of my handsome face, you guessed it. It’s Scratchy.
Scratchy being on my person’s lap meant he was getting more attention than me so I decided to give Scratchy some attention. I went over and kissed him – right on his face – a bunch of times.
Scratchy eventually took a dive off my person’s lap and then I went after him some more and he ran back in the house.
Now I could have all the attention again, but that meant I no longer had Scratchy to harass.
So you know what I did? I went in and brought out my snake. My snake’s good for a harassment or two.
But my person spoiled all the fun. She made me take my snake back inside.
It’s no fun harassing a snake in the house.