My person left me today and went out with some friends. Did you hear that? She left me to go have fun without me. I’m not sure what possessed her. She should have taken me along.
Anyway, my person and her friends met a man who had a little dog. When they asked him what kind of dog it was he said it was a Pita dog.
I’ve never heard of a Pita dog and I guess my person and her friends hadn’t either, because they had to ask the man what a Pita dog was.
First, the man asked if any of them had dogs and of course my person said she did. Now if she’d just taken me along that man wouldn’t have even had to ask.
But then the man told my person that her dog was probably a Pita dog too.
Now, wait a minute. That man had a little dog. I’m a big dog. How can we both be the same kind of dog?
When I asked my person that, she told me I probably didn’t want to know.
Come on, person. You can’t leave me hanging. How can I be the same kind of dog as a little dog? This doesn’t make sense.
So my person told me what a Pita dog is.
I am not!
I am not a Pita dog!
That man is sooooo wrong!
Maybe she’ll get out of bed for my snake.
I AM NOT A PAIN IN THE *** DOG!
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Genevieve Petrillo
May 28, 2013 at 10:40 am
PITA! OMGoodness, B. That is SO not you! I can see by the photos the many and varied little helpful jobs you’ve done around the house. I do not think your person appreciates all your help.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Cupcake, thanks for sticking up for me. You’re right, my person doesn’t appreciate all the things I do to help around here.
buffalostarmedicine
May 28, 2013 at 10:52 am
Ohh, lol! I have a pita cat…she has a name, but I usually refer to her as DevilCat.
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Buffalo Star, I live with a pita cat too. Maybe we can get them together – at your house. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
buffalostarmedicine
May 28, 2013 at 2:41 pm
LOL!
PigLove
May 28, 2013 at 10:56 am
oh uh – someone called me a PITA PIG once. Mom had a fit. I think she made a bigger mess than I do at times. Does that make her a PITA mom?? – snort XOXO – Bacon
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Bacon, sometimes my person is a PITA person. Please don’t tell her I said that.
misswhiplash
May 28, 2013 at 11:05 am
so what is a Pita… I am still not sure…..but if it is something nasty ..then Bongo that is not you…but someone tell this old biddy what a Pita dog is or a pita anything
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 1:58 pm
Thanks Patricia. My person says a Pita is a Pain in the A**. I’m not sure what’s she’s talking about, but it’s not me.
marina kanavaki
May 28, 2013 at 11:09 am
No you’re not sweet Bongo! No way!!!!!!
🙂
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 1:58 pm
Thanks so much Marina.
marina kanavaki
May 28, 2013 at 2:02 pm
For you, ANYTIME Bongo!!
😉
Will and Eko
May 28, 2013 at 11:19 am
Haha, I haven’t heard that one before! That’s too funny….umm, I mean no it’s not. Of course you are never a pita dog…
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Will and Eko, thanks – I think. I’m trying to convince my person that I’m always the perfect dog. I’m not sure why she doesn’t agree with me.
Patricia
May 28, 2013 at 1:05 pm
I know some people who are PITA people!
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 2:01 pm
Patricia, I’ve met some of those too. My younger person goes to school with one who drives him and all his classmates – and teachers – nuts.
angelswhisper2011
May 28, 2013 at 1:44 pm
No, you’re not a pita dog Bongo, not at all 🙂
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Thanks Little Binky. You’re the best cat I know.
FleaByte
May 28, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Heh. We’ve heard that expression. I have teenagers, so I’m very familiar with the term. Not that my dogs are PITAs, mind you. Only the teenagers.
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 2:50 pm
FleaByte, I agree – teenagers can be PITAs. Especially when they don’t want to give us dogs walks or treats.
dogloverofmax@gmail.com
May 28, 2013 at 3:19 pm
A Pita dog?! Oh heavens no Bongo! You’re a Sic dog! Smile I’m Cute!:)
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 6:01 pm
Thanks Max. I like that one much better.
philosophermouseofthehedge
May 28, 2013 at 3:59 pm
Noooo. Bongo is a perfecto dog – look at those paws in the first picture – that pose – that smile….and we’ll just avert eyes from spontaneous play scatterings….
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Thanks Karen. Perfecto is much better than that other thing. Besides, Scratchy did all those scatterings and then framed me. I was just trying to clean up.
Anonymous
May 28, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Your Not a Pita Dog..Your Not, Your Not, Your Not!!!
And Penny Agrees…Woof…Woof…:-)
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 6:03 pm
Thanks Penny. You’re the best.
Two French Bulldogs
May 28, 2013 at 4:56 pm
a what dog! Is mom a jokster! We would have taken it out on the trash too
Benny & Lily
Bongo
May 28, 2013 at 6:04 pm
Benny & Lily, I’ve never figured out why my people have a problem with the trash. It’s all stuff they didn’t want anyway.
susank456
May 29, 2013 at 12:33 am
Charlie and Orso are definitely Pita dogs, but that just makes them more interesting and I know for sure that if anyone ever took them, they would bring them back toot sweet!
Bongo
May 29, 2013 at 3:55 pm
Susan, life would be boring without us Pita dogs – oops, I mean I’m not a Pita dog but life would be boring without me anyway.
Dalton
May 29, 2013 at 1:18 am
Typist nearly fell off her chair laughing, so lets not talk to her!!
Bongo
May 29, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Dalton, I think maybe she’s a Pita person. I know my person is that sometimes.
Dalton
May 30, 2013 at 1:23 am
I think you is right!!
kolytyi
May 29, 2013 at 5:12 am
A PAIN IN THE *** DOG – oh, no!!!
You are a B.O.N.G.O. dog = Brilliant – Original – Nice – Gorgerous – On cloud nine! Only a P.I.T.A person can overlook this (= Perfectly Indifferent To Artristy)!
Your pics are phenomenal!!!
Bongo
May 29, 2013 at 3:57 pm
Thanks Kolytyi. My person is definitely a P.I.T.A. person.
eripanwkevin
May 29, 2013 at 7:41 am
Noooo! You’re definitely not a Pita Dog, Bongo! I like all pictures that you enjoy playing in your house! *giggles*
*whispers* To be honest, I didn’t know the meaning of “Pita” and let my mom have checked what it stands for on web .
Bongo
May 29, 2013 at 3:58 pm
Thanks Kevin. My person didn’t know what “Pita” meant either, but that man with the other dog told her.
onebluedog
May 29, 2013 at 10:09 am
Oh, Bongo, I bet your mom was just joking around! You are definitely not a PITA dog 🙂
Bongo
May 29, 2013 at 3:59 pm
Thanks Remy. I know my person can’t be serious. Or else she’s a PITA person.
Misty Shores Chesapeakes
May 29, 2013 at 3:32 pm
No way you are a PITA dog Bongo, I am sure it must be a joke 😉
Bongo
May 29, 2013 at 4:05 pm
Misty Shores, I re-educated my person. She knows better now.
tylersat99
May 29, 2013 at 11:45 pm
You could never be a Pita dog Bongo! You are too cute, sweet, helpful, friendly, loving …. So you are definitely NOT a pita dog. A little annoying at times, but who isn’t 🙂
Bongo
May 30, 2013 at 12:24 am
Thanks for sticking up for my Lexie and Mica. My person was accusing me of being a Pita dog today every time I bugged her to go outside as soon as she sat down at the computer.
dianeskitchentable
May 30, 2013 at 6:44 am
I don’t think you’re really a pita dog Bongo. Now I AM a pita dog & even I’ll admit it, especially afte the thunder & lightening storm we had here last night until 2:00am. Frankly though I think the thunder & lightening is a BIG PITA!
Bongo
May 30, 2013 at 1:27 pm
Lola, I totally agree with you on thunder and lightning. It’s the worst PITA of all.
Sherrell Fick
June 3, 2013 at 9:22 pm
So wrong Bongo you are not a pita dog . No way Jose No way
Bongo
June 3, 2013 at 10:03 pm
Thanks Sherrell. I’m sure glad somebody has confidence in me.
colliesofthemeadow
June 11, 2013 at 5:24 pm
So that is what the old guy means when he calls us that!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bongo
June 11, 2013 at 9:45 pm
Collies, we’ve got to come up with some kind of name for our people.