My person is definitely the mischief maker today. You see, I had the perfect leash. Well, perfect would have been walking without a leash, but if I’ve got to walk my person with a leash, this one was the best. When my person tried to keep me from going out further on that leash, it didn’t work. That leash was definitely on my side. I could go get loves from people my person tried to keep me away from, and meet up with dogs I didn’t know yet. I mean, how am I going to add to my list of girlfriends if I don’t get a chance to meet any? But now, I have a new leash. . .
Come on person, ease up! I’ve got places to go, smells to sniff, and people and dogs to meet.
Can you give me a little more slack? You’re cramping my style, person.
This is not good at all. That dog – you see that dog way over there? Well that dog came right up near me, and if I’d had the old leash attached to my person I would have been able to get to that dog and give him what for. He pretends he’s being friendly, but I know what he’s really thinking.
Wait a minute. It was because of that dog that I got my old leash working just right. I guess I’d better be nice to him next time he comes over.
Hey person, you’ve got to let me go. I’ve got to go tell that dog we’re buddies now.
I think the power of this new leash has gone to my person’s head.
She is such a mischief maker.