Naked Bugs

21 Jun

Cicada ExoskeletonI hope I didn’t gross anyone out with this picture here. I told my person to leave the other one off. It was grosser.

I thought maybe I was in an alien science fiction movie when I saw these things.

People say there are aliens here – so maybe I’ve found some.

Or maybe this is something else.

These look like bug clothes to me – and they’re missing their bugs.

So that means there are some naked bugs flying around my trails.

I think I’ve seen some of them, but they’re so embarrassed that they get away quickly.

When I get near a tree where one of those naked bugs is hanging out, the bug makes a loud noise that sounds halfway between a chirp and a click, and then flies off really fast.

It’s too bad that bug flies off so fast. If it would just stick around for a few minutes I could tell it where its clothes are.

Or maybe it doesn’t want its clothes.

I’ve heard of people that like to go around naked. I’ve never seen any, but I’ve heard about them.

Maybe these bugs are like those people.

Is there a nudist colony for bugs?

I wonder if there’s a place on my trails where a whole bunch of naked bugs hang out together.

That sounds like a pretty scary place.

I wonder if they allow their nymphs to go there.

I think I’ll wander on home now.

I’m hoping not to find that naked bug nudist colony for nymphs anytime soon.


Posted by on June 21, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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25 responses to “Naked Bugs

  1. marina kanavaki

    June 21, 2013 at 10:56 am

    I hope so too, Bongo!!!

    • Bongo

      June 21, 2013 at 12:10 pm

      Marina, it really would be a frightening thought. But I made it home safely without finding anything.

  2. grandmasmad3ringcircus

    June 21, 2013 at 10:56 am

    We agree! Hope we never stumble across one of
    those nudist colonies on any of our walks!

    • Bongo

      June 21, 2013 at 12:11 pm

      Grandma, they make lots of noise so they’re easy to avoid. Just stay away from the noise.

  3. angelswhisper2011

    June 21, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Let’s get into attack, Bongo and give them some clothes 🙂

    • Bongo

      June 21, 2013 at 3:12 pm

      Little Binky, I wonder if there’s a store that sells bug clothes.

  4. Tutti

    June 21, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Even naked bugs like gatherings 🙂 Never heared that before. It’s so nice Bongo that you share your expirence with us! Do you like meetings?

    • Bongo

      June 21, 2013 at 3:14 pm

      Tutti, I like meetings if everybody there gives me loves.

  5. Patricia

    June 21, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Is that a cicada? We have cicadas, lots and lots of them here. I hear them, very noisy creatures, and see their clothes on my balcony sometimes. But I have never seen a naked one.

    • Bongo

      June 21, 2013 at 8:11 pm

      Patricia, it is a cicada. We only have a few of them on my trails, but my person says down by the creek they make a deafening sound. That must be where all the naked ones are hanging out.

  6. Speakdoggie

    June 22, 2013 at 4:19 am

    Hi Bongo,,,,we, too,,,have heard the cicada symphony and it can be annoyingly loud,,,and performing their symphony while,,,nekkid,,,doesn’t help either. At least they are not around every year,,,so be careful while they are with you this hear.

    • Bongo

      June 22, 2013 at 11:21 am

      Speakdoggie, at least those cicadas don’t get too loud on my trails. My person says they’re deafening down by the creek, but I haven’t been to the creek when the cicadas are around. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

  7. eripanwkevin

    June 22, 2013 at 7:30 am

    OMD! *gooseflesh* We see those naked Bugs around our place, to….. Yikes!

    • Bongo

      June 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

      Kevin, those naked bugs must be everywhere. I think it’s a conspiracy.

  8. kolytyi

    June 23, 2013 at 5:37 am

    Why do those bugs think that your trails are their bathroom where they can sing naked?

    • Bongo

      June 23, 2013 at 1:33 pm

      Kolytyi, I don’t know what those bugs are thinking, but I think maybe I should send them down by the creek where most of those bugs hang out.

  9. What's Going on at Mumsy's

    June 23, 2013 at 11:26 am

    We don’t know if there is a nudist colony for bugs sweet Bongo. We do know we had bugs clothes and naked bugs here at our place a few years ago. One good thing is they don’t hang around for long and wait a long time to come back. Hugs and nose kisses

    • Bongo

      June 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm

      Chancy and Mumsy, I didn’t see any naked bugs yesterday so maybe they already left the area.

  10. Dalton

    June 24, 2013 at 1:26 am

    I’d stay well clear from the naked bugs!

    • Bongo

      June 24, 2013 at 1:25 pm

      Dalton, fortunately those naked bugs are staying clear of me.

  11. Misty Shores Chesapeakes

    June 25, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    That is a cool photo Bongo, I love looking at bugs 😉

    • Bongo

      June 25, 2013 at 7:24 pm

      Misty Shores, we found another one of those bug clothes things on my trails today. You don’t see them very often.

  12. colliesofthemeadow

    June 27, 2013 at 4:23 am

    hmmmmm…. naked bugs…. glad we collies have lots of fur, can;t imagine seeing a naked collie… ugh…
    -the collies

    • Bongo

      June 27, 2013 at 2:43 pm

      Collies, my person stayed at a house once with naked cats. It makes me sick just to think about it.


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