I don’t know what such a perfect dog is doing with such mischievous people.
I mean, how do I deserve this?
I guess I’d better tell you what happened.
First, my person left early in the morning.
I didn’t worry too much.
I figured she’d be back soon and take me for a walk on my trails.
Well, she came back all right.
And you know what she did?
She picked up my younger person and they both left in her car.
All I got was a little bathroom break in the backyard.
And when they got back home a long time later – I snuck a peek while my person put pictures on her my computer from that new camera of hers. You know, the one that she takes walks with and leaves me at home.
And I couldn’t believe what I saw.
My people went and hung out with bears!
They went to a place called Bearizona – without me.
But that wasn’t the worst of it.
I can see maybe hanging out with bears for an afternoon.
But what else they did really makes me feel dejected.
They hung out with chickens.