Everyone’s going to see how much I’ve messed up messy your yard is.
I only claim the yard when it’s not messed up.
So anyway, it’s Monday Mischief Day and my younger person is always pulling mischief on me.
He’s always leaving and going to that college place.
So I decided I would start pulling mischief on him.
If I’m out in the yard when my younger person is home and my person wants me to come in I run off.
Now, I know that sounds like I’m pulling mischief on my person instead of my younger person.
But that’s not the case at all.
You see, I refuse to come in until my younger person comes out to get me.
Because that means he has to get up from whatever he’s doing and come outside.
And he usually grumps about it too.
But I’m really doing him a favor.
He needs the exercise and fresh air.
Sure, I’ll come in for you –
If you let me take you for a walk.