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Arrested!

06 Apr

Giuseppe Cesari [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsWhat? What?

What are you disturbing my nap for?

Jesus just woke up His disciples and told them His betrayer is coming?

Where?

What betrayer?

Okay, I’m listening.

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While He was still speaking a crowd came up, and the man who was called Judas, one of the Twelve, was leading them.

***

Maybe they wanted to invite Jesus to a party.

I am listening.

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Judas approached Jesus to kiss him…

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See, I told you.

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but Jesus asked him, “Judas, are you betraying the Son of Man with a kiss?

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Oh, it was a sneaky kiss.

Better to hang out with a dog and get slobbery kisses.

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When Jesus’ followers saw what was going to happen, they said, “Lord, should we strike with our swords?” And one of them struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his right ear.

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That’s telling them.

I wish I’d been there. I really would have given that crowd what for.

Okay, I’ll listen.

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But Jesus answered, “No more of this!” And He touched the man’s ear and healed him.

“Put your sword away!”

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That man’s about to arrest Jesus and He heals him?

I don’t get it.

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Then Jesus said to the chief priests, the officers of the temple guard, and the elders, who had come for Him, “Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come with swords and clubs? Every day I was with you in the temple courts, and you did not lay a hand on me. But this is your hour – when darkness reigns.”

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Didn’t they have any flashlights?

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7 Comments

Posted by on April 6, 2014 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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7 responses to “Arrested!

  1. guineapigsqueak

    April 6, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    Whee don’t think they had flashlights back then but a burning branch could have been a big help…
    Thanks fur the next part of the story! Whee enjoy hearing it every Sunday!
    The Pigs xx

     
    • Bongo

      April 6, 2014 at 2:41 pm

      Glad you enjoyed it Pigs. Are you sure they didn’t have flashlights though? Oh that’s right – Jesus is the light.

       
  2. marina kanavaki

    April 6, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    I’m afraid, Bongo they didn’t… 😉

     
    • Bongo

      April 6, 2014 at 2:42 pm

      Marina, I guess Jesus lit the way. Maybe that’s why they wanted to arrest Him. They didn’t have flashlights so they needed Jesus to light the way.

       
      • marina kanavaki

        April 6, 2014 at 2:46 pm

        You are a very clever doggy, I’ve said that before!! 😉

         
  3. eripanwkevin

    April 7, 2014 at 7:41 am

    Oh no…..I don’t want to know what will happen to Jesus…We have to give those betrayers what for….

     
    • Bongo

      April 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm

      Let’s go Kevin! With the two of us they’ll never stand a chance.

       

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