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Giuseppe Cesari [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsWhat? What?

What are you disturbing my nap for?

Jesus just woke up His disciples and told them His betrayer is coming?


What betrayer?

Okay, I’m listening.


While He was still speaking a crowd came up, and the man who was called Judas, one of the Twelve, was leading them.


Maybe they wanted to invite Jesus to a party.

I am listening.


Judas approached Jesus to kiss him…


See, I told you.


but Jesus asked him, “Judas, are you betraying the Son of Man with a kiss?


Oh, it was a sneaky kiss.

Better to hang out with a dog and get slobbery kisses.


When Jesus’ followers saw what was going to happen, they said, “Lord, should we strike with our swords?” And one of them struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his right ear.


That’s telling them.

I wish I’d been there. I really would have given that crowd what for.

Okay, I’ll listen.


But Jesus answered, “No more of this!” And He touched the man’s ear and healed him.

“Put your sword away!”


That man’s about to arrest Jesus and He heals him?

I don’t get it.


Then Jesus said to the chief priests, the officers of the temple guard, and the elders, who had come for Him, “Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come with swords and clubs? Every day I was with you in the temple courts, and you did not lay a hand on me. But this is your hour – when darkness reigns.”


Didn’t they have any flashlights?


Posted by on April 6, 2014 in Bongo, Dogology, humor


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Cat Mischief

Gizmo stretched out in Bongo's kennelThose cats are still hanging out at my house having a cat party.

This must be the longest cat party ever.

But I guess they wore themselves out and decided to take naps.

The only problem is that Gizmo took his nap in my dog jail kennel.

What’s a cat doing in a dog’s kennel? My kennel at that!

Well, I’d had enough of all the mischief going on around here so I told Gizmo he’d better get out of my kennel.


And you know what he did?

Gizmo on his back in Bongo's kennel

He made sure there was no room left for me.


What do you do with them?

You can’t beat them and you can’t join them.

So I did the next best thing.

Bongo kissing Gizmo

I kissed him.

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Posted by on March 24, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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Life After Dark

Bongo and the Messed Up BedMy person was acting really strange last night.

She left the house long after it was dark.

Sometimes she doesn’t come home until it’s dark, but she hardly ever leaves after it’s dark.

Come on person, I’ve got your bed all messed up made for you. Where are you going? It’s almost bedtime.

Finally, I heard my person’s car coming into the driveway. But I couldn’t believe what I heard after that.

I heard voices out there in the yard. And it wasn’t just my person talking to herself. There were other voices. Cute girl voices.

And then they came in the house.

My person brought me some new friends – and they gave me loves! Woo woo!

Bongo waiting for a toy to be tossed

Bongo and two girls looking up

I had a great time playing with my new friends.

Bongo kissing a cute girl

I even gave them kisses.

I think they wanted to stay with me forever after that.

Bongo waiting for the toy to be thrown

Bongo waiting for the toy in the air to come down

Bongo with the toy in his mouth

I showed them how good I was at catching.

They were impressed.

But this morning they all got into my person’s car and when the car came back only my person was in it.

Why did they leave? Did I do something wrong?

But then I remembered that they said they wanted to take me with them.

Wait for me! Here I come!

I’ll just make sure I’m back home by dinnertime.


Posted by on March 22, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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Mistletoe in a bushChristmas is less than a month away and I’ve got to make some plans. And I’ve noticed now that some of the leaves are falling off the bushes there’s something showing up. Something that goes really well at Christmas time, and I’m going to take advantage of it.


I think it’s been here for awhile, but that was nice of those bushes to stop covering it up so I’d notice it.

Okay person, what is it you do with mistletoe at Christmas?

Kiss the girls? They have to kiss you if you catch them under the mistletoe?

Woo woo! Check this out.

Bongo Sniffing Mistletoe

Come on girls. Over to the mistletoe. I’m waiting for my kisses.

What, person? I have to catch them under the mistletoe?

How am I going to get under this mistletoe? I mean, look at it. It’s practically on the ground.

And I for sure wouldn’t be able to get a girl under it.

What to do? What to do?

Mistletoe in a Juniper Tree

Do you think the girls will notice that mistletoe up in the tree?

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Posted by on November 26, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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Slobbered Upon

Bongo with slobber on his headSee that white spot on my head? No, not that one – the other one. The one above my eye. It’s not supposed to be there.

Here’s what happened.

I was walking along my trails, minding my own business when all of a sudden these three dogs come running toward me. And all three of them decided they were going to come over and check me out. They were friendly enough alright, and I sniffed noses back. What else could I do with my person holding me on a short leash? But then one of them, the one that looks like my friend Alfie, decided he was going to kiss me. Really slobbery kisses. No offense Alfie, but if we ever meet on my trails I’m cool with sniffing, but don’t ever kiss me.

Well, I had to give that Alfie look alike what for and I started barking at him. That got all three of my new friends to back off. Guess I told them.

Now I’ve just got to figure out what to do about this stuff all over my head. Eeew! Dog slobber!


Posted by on February 1, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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Want a Kiss?

My new girlfriendI think I’m in love. No, I’m not talking about a Mrs. Bongo. That’s not in the picture. Today I was walking along the trail minding my own business when this little girl came walking toward me. And man, oh man, this little girl was just the right height. We were face to face. Perfect for kissing. Those nice, big, juicy, slobbery kisses. I just love to give ‘em. And if someone wants to give me one back, that’s fine too.

But you know what? She kind of held me at a distance. You know how those things are. I like you a lot, but I just want to be friends. Talk about total rejection. Friends. And all I wanted to do was kiss her. I won’t even tell. I promise.

Total dejection. But I’m not the kind of dog that stays dejected for long. I’m up and at ‘em. Always on the go. Happy go lucky me. If she won’t kiss me I’ll do something else. I think I’ll go kiss her dad.

Kissing Dad



Posted by on October 24, 2011 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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