I got really excited.
Because my person told me this would be a post about Spam.
So I got out a can of Spam and waited for my person to open it for me.
I mean, how can I write a post about something good to eat unless I scarf it down roll it around on my tongue and savor every last bit of it.
Then I can explain to you how great it tastes and tell you that you should get some too.
But my person wouldn’t open the can.
What does she want me to do?
Open it with my teeth?
I’ll do that if I have to.
My person told me this post was about another kind of spam.
What other kind of spam is there?
What do you mean, the kind I get on my blog all the time.
She must be hiding it from me or something, because if I got all the spam she says I do I’d be the happiest dog alive.
And I’m not.
Well, sometimes I get other treats – and then I am.
There’s one thing I want to know though.
WHERE’S MY SPAM?!!!
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Words and messages?
I’m getting words and messages that I don’t want on my blog?
And this one was the most creative one of all?
If it’s so creative why don’t I want it?
I should let everybody reading my blog decide for themselves?
(Big sigh.) Okay, here’s what it says.
“Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam comments? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can suggest? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any help is very much appreciated.”
This is the spam I got?
This could drive a dog mad.
bongodogblog 
fredrieka
July 1, 2014 at 10:42 am
yum who is going to open that for you.. woof I am drooling
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:48 pm
Fredrieka, maybe between the two of us we can get that can open ourselves.
fredrieka
July 2, 2014 at 4:10 am
we could paw and naw
Genevieve Petrillo
July 1, 2014 at 11:03 am
Spam about spam! Yikes. I like your can of Spam waaaay better!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:49 pm
Cupcake, I totally agree. Now to get that can open…
misswhiplash
July 1, 2014 at 11:12 am
I don, t like Spam in a tin or spam on my computer. I am not sure what it is but I have a gadget thst takes spam out and puts it in another folder. I want to know how my computer knows what is spam and what is not spam.
Whichever it is there is more than enough spam to feed the multitudes…love p xxxx
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:50 pm
Welcome back Patrecia. I hope you had a great vacation. My person says she has to check that spam box on the computer because sometimes a good message accidentally gets in there.
Julianne Victoria
July 1, 2014 at 11:21 am
Yumwumwumwum spam! Ku
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Ku, I’m still trying to get that can open. Maybe you could come over and help me.
Julianne Victoria
July 1, 2014 at 6:51 pm
Oh I would if I could! Did you know Mals have the same bone crushing jaws that Wolfies have? I could easily open that flimsy tin can! Woooooowoooooooo 😀
Two French Bulldogs
July 1, 2014 at 11:51 am
People need to stop spamming!!
Lily & Edward
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Lily & Edward, I totally agree. And then they need to feed us more Spam.
angelswhisper2011
July 1, 2014 at 12:33 pm
We don’t get so much spam, Bongo, but when we do, we put it in a can and sell it… 😀 Sorry, Pal, just a joke. We don’t know how to get rid of Spam, but I remember Russel Ray had an idea with it a few years ago, so I searched it for you http://russelrayphotos2.com/2012/06/29/making-spammers-work-for-you/ Hope it’s something 🙂 Pawkisses 🙂
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:56 pm
Thanks Little Binky. I might have to try that. I’ve been getting lots of spam on my blog lately.
angelswhisper2011
July 5, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Bongo, could you solved that spamming problem?
Will and Eko
July 1, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Whoa, very meta. Spam ABOUT spam. I say forget it all and just enjoy the good old fashioned kind.
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:56 pm
Will and Eko, that’s what I say too.
guineapigsqueak
July 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Spam is very annoying, wouldn’t it be terrible if someone was to…
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Hehe, whee are naughty!
The Pigs xx
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Pigs, have you been watching too much Monty Python?
marina kanavaki
July 1, 2014 at 3:09 pm
Why am I not surprised! Nowadays you get spam for just about anything …even spam itself!!!!
So, did you get to open YOUR tasty spam?
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Marina, my person says the good Spam belongs to my younger person and he would get upset if I opened it. Somehow I’ve got to get her to get me my own Spam.
Julia M
July 1, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Oh no, what a tease! 😦
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Julia, my person is always teasing me. I think she should give me everything I want.
Julia M
July 1, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Yes!! How could she not give you everything you want?! Hehehe
Marty the Manx
July 1, 2014 at 6:56 pm
I was still thinking about Spam. Mom gave that to us once, when she thought she liked it when she was little. She opened the can, tried it, spit it out and gave the rest to all of us YUM! The other kind of spam, they can kiss my tailless rump!
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 9:22 pm
Marty, thanks for the idea. I’ll get my person to try that Spam and then spit it out.
Patricia
July 1, 2014 at 7:44 pm
I don’t like either kind of spam. Canned Spam I just don’t buy but the other spam just comes for free whether I want it or not. Nice of your person to keep the free spam away from you.
Bongo
July 1, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Patricia, my person says she always has to check that free spam because every once in awhile a message that she wants gets mixed in. I wish she would understand that that canned Spam is something I want.
eripanwkevin
July 6, 2014 at 7:56 am
I haven’t got any spam on my computer yet but last week, my email account was hacked by someone and couldn’t open the box which was very annoying…I still struggling to solve it….computer is very useful and nowdays is essential but if it has got a problem….it makes you feel very annoied and tired, doesn’t it? *sigh*
Bongo
July 6, 2014 at 8:11 pm
Angel Kevin, my person says computers can be your best friend and your worst enemy. They do such amazing things, but when they’re not working right it’s very frustrating and sometimes takes a long time to fix.
Quinlyn
July 7, 2014 at 7:23 am
HA! that is very funny! You thought you would get food. But it was in one of your messages!
Bongo
July 7, 2014 at 2:05 pm
Quinlyn, if I got treats for every spam message I got I’d be a happy dog.