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01 Jul

Bongo with a can of SpamI got really excited.

Because my person told me this would be a post about Spam.

So I got out a can of Spam and waited for my person to open it for me.

I mean, how can I write a post about something good to eat unless I scarf it down roll it around on my tongue and savor every last bit of it.

Then I can explain to you how great it tastes and tell you that you should get some too.

But my person wouldn’t open the can.

What does she want me to do?

Open it with my teeth?

I’ll do that if I have to.

My person told me this post was about another kind of spam.

What other kind of spam is there?

What do you mean, the kind I get on my blog all the time.

She must be hiding it from me or something, because if I got all the spam she says I do I’d be the happiest dog alive.

And I’m not.

Well, sometimes I get other treats – and then I am.

There’s one thing I want to know though.

WHERE’S MY SPAM?!!!

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Words and messages?

I’m getting words and messages that I don’t want on my blog?

And this one was the most creative one of all?

If it’s so creative why don’t I want it?

I should let everybody reading my blog decide for themselves?

(Big sigh.) Okay, here’s what it says.

“Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam comments? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can suggest? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any help is very much appreciated.”

This is the spam I got?

This could drive a dog mad.

 
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Posted by on July 1, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Who Licked the Spam?

11 Jan

Scratchy and a Spam canSomething really good happened around here. I mean really, really good.

It all started when my younger person was making himself some breakfast. That breakfast smelled wonderful, but I was being a good dog and leaving it alone.

Even when my younger person set his plate on the counter and left for a couple minutes. I didn’t go near it. No, not me.

Everybody thinks I’m so full of mischief, but I’m really a very good dog. I didn’t touch that food on my younger person’s plate.

But Scratchy had other ideas. Everyone thinks he’s such a good cat, but he’s the one who’s full of mischief. He’s just good at keeping it secret most of the time – or he lets me get the blame.

This time Scratchy got caught. He got up on the counter and he licked the Spam on my younger person’s plate. In broad daylight, with everyone watching, Scratchy licked that Spam.

And you know what my younger person did?

This is the best part. He gave that Spam to me.

Scratchy, I take back everything I ever said about you. You can get into mischief any time you want.

 
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Posted by on January 11, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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