It all started when my younger person was making himself some breakfast. That breakfast smelled wonderful, but I was being a good dog and leaving it alone.
Even when my younger person set his plate on the counter and left for a couple minutes. I didn’t go near it. No, not me.
Everybody thinks I’m so full of mischief, but I’m really a very good dog. I didn’t touch that food on my younger person’s plate.
But Scratchy had other ideas. Everyone thinks he’s such a good cat, but he’s the one who’s full of mischief. He’s just good at keeping it secret most of the time – or he lets me get the blame.
This time Scratchy got caught. He got up on the counter and he licked the Spam on my younger person’s plate. In broad daylight, with everyone watching, Scratchy licked that Spam.
And you know what my younger person did?
This is the best part. He gave that Spam to me.
Scratchy, I take back everything I ever said about you. You can get into mischief any time you want.