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Eat Beans Day

Bongo with a can of beansToday is Eat Beans Day.

I was so excited when I heard that.

I mean, any holiday that has to do with food is okay by me.

I got out my can of beans and was ready to go when my person had to spoil the fun.

She reminded me of the last time I celebrated Eat Beans Day.

It wasn’t even on the right day so it shouldn’t count.

But I suddenly didn’t have an appetite for beans anymore.

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And I’d better warn you about what can happen on Eat Beans Day.

Here’s what happened to me.

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Who Spilled the Beans?

06JAN

Beans on the CarpetHey person, look at this pretty pattern I made on the carpet. Doesn’t it look nice?

What? I’m in trouble for that? No way!

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I didn’t do it person. Honest, I swear. Scratchy did it. Look, he’s standing right over there. I just saw it and thought it was pretty. You know how much he likes to go counter surfing.

Scratchy near the Beans

What do you mean, most of the beans are missing? I don’t know what happened to them. Did you check under the furniture? Maybe Scratchy ate them.

I bet he could. I bet Scratchy could eat that many beans if he really put his mind to it. Can we go for a walk now? I really feel like I need to go for a walk.

Aaaahhhhh! That feels much better. Relief!

What!? You found the missing beans? Oh no!

Busted!!!

 
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Posted by on July 3, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Turkey for Me!

Cooked turkeyI don’t believe it!

This is too good to be true!

My younger person came home this weekend just to make me a turkey.

A nice, juicy, meaty, scrumptious turkey!

All for me!

I am in dog heaven right now. I can’t wait to get my jaws around that turkey.

It smells so good.

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Bongo looking up at a cooked turkey on the counter

Hey younger person, that turkey is just a little bit out of my reach.

I know you don’t like me counter surfing, so do you think maybe you could just put the whole thing in my dish?

Bongo giving the sad look with a turkey behind him on the counter

You’re being kind of slow with that turkey, younger person.

All you have to do is pick it up, take it over to my dish, and drop it in?

What do you mean, you’re not going to do that?

I thought you made that turkey just for me.

What!? It’s not for me?

But this is my house. Aren’t all turkeys cooked in my house made for my benefit?

I guess I’ll have to do some counter surfing after all.

Younger person standing over the turkey

Oh please younger person. Can’t I have just one little bite?

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Posted by on November 25, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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