Sometimes it’s dangerous on my trails. Today I saw something really strange.
Dive-bombing hummingbirds.
They would fly up really high – and then they would dive bomb. Flying down almost to the ground at top speed.
I got very concerned. What if they tried to dive-bomb my head.
Yikes! That could hurt!
I’m pretty brave. I can face big dogs and clawing, hissing cats. I can outrun a thunderstorm (Okay, maybe I’m not that brave.) and chase wild coyotes. But those little tiny hummingbirds could really hurt.
And I would have no defense.
I think I’m going home now. And I’m not coming back until I have on a hummingbird hat.
I don’t care what that hat looks like – as long as it protects my head from a dive-bomb attack.