I didn’t do it.
No, really I didn’t.
Some other dog beat me to it.
Some other dog put his paw print on that car.
I only do things like that when there’s somebody in a car that I want loves from.
And there’s nobody in that car.
So it wasn’t me.
I hope that other dog got some good loves.
Because it wasn’t me.
Person, maybe you’d better give me extra loves because I was a good dog.
I didn’t put my paw print on that car.
And I bet I missed out on some loves because of it.
I’ll take those loves now person.
Because if you don’t give them to me…
I might decide to put a paw print on your car.
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