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Stepping for Squeaks

23 Mar

Foot stepping on a ballHey, my person likes the squeaks as much as me. She stepped on my squeaky ball so she could hear the sound it made. She likes it!

What person, you didn’t see it there? It was right in front of you. How could you miss it?

I know where my balls are when it’s dark. If I can’t see something I can still smell it. So why didn’t you smell it? Why didn’t you turn the lights on anyway?

Oh yeah, you were just getting up to go to the bathroom and I left the ball right in your path. Good story. You know you really like to make my ball squeak.

Speaking of the bathroom, can you let me outside now? Hurry person, open the door.

What’s that squeaky sound? Somebody else must like the sound of my squeaks.

I did? I stepped on it? Oops.

Bongo's foot on a squeaky toy

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Sunshine Be Gone

18 Jan

Sunshine and SqueakerThere it goes! I kept it around longer than I really wanted to, but I was running short on squeaky toys so what could I do? It was dirty, stinky, and yucky – even more than I want to put up with – but I kept it. I made it last. I even stashed it for awhile so I didn’t have to think about it. Because it just didn’t have that zip anymore. That bright, shiny, sunshine cheer that I loved to squeeze until the squeaks came out.

But guess what sunshine? I don’t need you anymore. I’ve got more toys with squeakers now, and you know what? I’m going to reach right inside of you and yank your little squeaker right out. I’ve wanted to do this for a long time and now I’m good and ready. You won’t even have time to think about the pain, ‘cause here I go.

Riiiiiiiiip! Out comes your stuffing.

Let’s see how clean I can make this surgery. I’ll even let you keep most of your stuffing. But I’m gonna get it. I’m gonna get what I want. The center of you – that thing that keeps you alive – makes you squeak when I squeeze.

Got it now. All mine! Oh, and I lied about keeping most of your stuffing inside.

Bongo Shredding the Sunshine

Okay person, do what you’ve gotta do.

On to my next squeaky toy.

Bongo Chewing the Reindeer

 
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Posted by on January 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Squeakers be Found

27 Oct

Package of Squeakers

Hooray! My person cleaned out her closet and found the missing package of squeakers. You know what that means? Replacement squeakers for my silent toys. Now they can squeak again.

I don’t know if these toys get mad at me or what? They squeak along just fine and then one day they won’t make any sound at all. But my person fixed that. She bought a whole bag of squeakers – and then she lost them.

I thought maybe my younger person threw them away. He doesn’t like it when I squeak my toys. Sometimes he throws them behind the couch where I can’t reach them. I try to be good around him, but making that squeaky sound is so wonderful that I just can’t help myself. I especially like to play catch with my squeaky toys in between squeaking them. It’s almost as good as having a nice meaty bone – but not quite.

Oh, no! I thought my person was going to give my toys new squeakers and she threw them out instead. Why??? I did what!? My person said I chewed the toys up so much that the squeakers will just fall out. That can’t be. Never!

Do I have to wait all the way to Christmas before I get new toys?

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2011 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Squeaky Snake

27 Sep

Bongo and SnakeSqueaky toys are my favorite. I love to bite down on them and listen to the noise they make. One of my best squeaky toys is a long snake. It has squeaks at both ends so I can squeak the head and I can squeak the tail. What’s even better is that it has replaceable squeakers – so it never runs out of squeak. I just have to remind my person to put new squeakers in it sometimes.

When I first got the snake I wasn’t sure what to do with it, so I took it outside. I like taking my toys outside. My person caught on to this so now she makes me drop my toys before she’ll open the door. Anyway, she hadn’t yet got smart about this when I got the snake and I was able to get it outside. I had a lot of fun with it out there.

I wouldn’t tell my person what I did with it, and since it was new she didn’t want me to lose it. She went out in the yard looking for it. She had to look real hard for it, but I guess I didn’t bury it deep enough. She found it by the tail that was still sticking out of the ground.

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2011 in Bongo, dogs, humor, pets

 

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