I saw the strangest dog when I was out on my trails today. It was a little bigger than me and it smelled like – I don’t know what it smelled like. I’ve never smelled anything like it before. I told my person to take a picture of it and she did, but it was kind of dark so the pictures didn’t turn out very well. I tried to get her to get closer but she wouldn’t. She just kept holding onto me. I wouldn’t have done anything – really.
I’m still trying to figure out what kind of dog that was. It had funny shaped feet and its person was letting it eat grass. I eat grass and weeds sometimes, but not the kind of stuff that dog was eating. And I usually don’t bother to eat stuff on the trails because I’m too busy checking out all the good smells.
Speaking of smells, I just can’t get over the way that new dog smelled. It didn’t smell like a dog at all. And it didn’t really want to hang out with me or anything. Most dogs want to check me out, the same way I want to check them out. Well, this made me want to check that dog out all the more.
Wait a minute. What are you trying to tell me person? That wasn’t a dog? Of course it was a dog. It sure wasn’t a cat and it was too big to be a javelina. What other kinds of animals are there on my trails?