It has people smell on it, but not somebody I know. What is this stuff?
It is? It’s somebody’s pants and shirt?
Oh, no. You know what that means? That means there’s somebody naked on my trails. Why would somebody want to be naked on my trails?
Watch out person. The naked person might be hiding in the bushes nearby. You’d better close your eyes. These bushes aren’t very thick. That person might be embarrassed to be seen.
Why would that person want to be naked anyway? I know it’s a nice, warm day. People don’t need clothes today to stay warm. Those clothes look pretty warm. Maybe that person got too warm and decided to go naked.
Or maybe a vicious dog was on that person’s track and that person had to distract the dog.
Yikes! That means there might be a naked person and a vicious dog on my trails. One of them could jump out at us at any time.
This is not good. I’ve got to protect you, person. Come on, I’m taking you home.