Scratchy you really do love me, don’t you? Come on, admit it. You love me.
If you don’t love me Scratchy, then how come every time I go outside you’re waiting for me when I come back in.
Oh, maybe that isn’t it. You’re jealous, aren’t you Scratchy. You’re jealous because I get to go outside with my our person and you have to stay in the house.
I think our person likes me better. She takes me for walks and goes out in the back yard with me and she doesn’t do that with you.
You don’t have to what? Our person doesn’t make you what?
Well, I like the cold and rain. As long as I can go outside with my person.
I guess she does make me go outside in thunder sometimes.
And I don’t get to what? Well, that’s because you sneak up there when our person is asleep.
She knows you’re on her bed? Okay Scratchy, you win. I guess our person loves you too.
But she still likes me best.